ONE-POINT DARES
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* Run one lap around the office at top speed.

* Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

* Walk sideways to the photocopier.

* While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. 


TWO POINT DARES
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* Say to your boss, "I like your style, Bobo" and shoot him/her with
double-barreled fingers.

* Ignore the first 3 people who say 'good morning' to you.  When the
4th one does say, "jeez, at least you have some manners" within
earshot of the others.

* Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

* Page yourself over the intercom requesting that you proceed
immediately to the 'potty' (do not disguise your voice).

* Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 


THREE POINT DARES
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* Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

* At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if
you actually launch into it yourself).

* Leave your zipper open for one hour.  If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."

* Walk into a very busy person's office and turn the light switch
on/off 10 times.

* Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two."

* Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and doughnuts,
smashing each doughnut with your fist.

* Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.


10 POINT DOUBLE DARE
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Freeze a can of shaving cream.  Cut the metal off and keep the insides
frozen until everyone goes home.  Place the frozen shaving cream into
a co-worker's desk drawer before you leave.  As it thaws, it will
expand to 100 times its original size.

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