To Quote Marvin the Martin

"I'm going to blow up the Earth. It's blocking my view of Venus."


Thats all folks,
Dan

-----Original Message-----
From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 5:45 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries)


> Did I mention, the moon has an Anti-Vaporizer Shield.

Everyone in the Universe knows that The Anti-Vaporizer Shield on the Earth's
moon was never installed because the Apollo missions never happened and were
filmed in a Hollywood soundstage.  Besides, it was based on a very early
version of the US missile defense system, which of course does not work.
Besides, the shield uses the metric system, which is flawed due to it's
dependence on the number zero, which no longer exists.

And where do you earthlings get off calling it "The" moon?  How Earth
centric to think your planet is the only one with a moon!  As if it were the
only moon around...

- The Mars Council (formerly the Fusebox Council)

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