Okay - so know that we live closer we decided to do a weekend trip to see my
Grandparents.  Grandma's 78.

On the way there I began to get really horrendous stomach cramps which ended
up accompanied by constipation.  Grandma tried to help by letting me know
that she had a home enema kit.

I wasn't too keen on the plan and ended up toughing it out but she was
persistent in trying to convince me.

At one point she tried to convince both my wife and I by saying: "No, this
isn't like the old ones: this one's REALLY nice, you just go in sit down and
stick it right up your bum!"

I don't know what disturbed me more: the actual words "REALLY nice" or the
look of bliss when she said them.

Jim Davis



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