Reminds me of the ex-leper in Life of Brian :-) Howie
----- Original Message ----- From: "Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2002 5:09 PM Subject: Buggar off!! > An Irishman walks into a pub - looks to the end of the bar - and can't > believe his eyes. He says to the barman: " Is that who I think it is ? ". > The barman says:"YES - that's right - IT'S JESUS ". > The Irishman says - " give him a Guinness on me ". > Next to walk in is an American - he looks to the end of the bar - and can't > believe his eyes. He turns to the barman: " Is that HIM ? " > The barman says : " YES - IT'S JESUS " > The American says - " give him a Burbon & Coke - on me ". > Finally an Aussie walks in and says to the barman: " Who's that long-haired > bastard at the end of the bar ? ". The barman says : " JESUS ". > The Aussie says - " be stuffed - buy him a beer - on me ". > Jesus has his drinks and then walks over to thank the donors. He says to the > Irishman : " I notice that you have a limp - PUTS HIS HAND ON THE IRISHMAN'S > SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED " > He then turns to the American and says : I notice you have a bad arm - PUTS > HIS HAND ON THE AMERICAN'S SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED ". > Next he turns to the Aussie and says :" I notice you have a bad back" - THE > AUSSIE JUMPED AWAY AND SAID - " BUGGAR - OFF , I'M ON WORKERS' COMPO ". > > Todd > ----- > Todd for President > Beer for Jesus, for a better tomorrow. > ______________________________________________________________________ Macromedia ColdFusion 5 Training from the Source Step by Step ColdFusion http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0201758474/houseoffusion Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
