An Irishman walks into a pub - looks to the end of the bar - and can't believe his eyes. He says to the barman: " Is that who I think it is ? ". The barman says:"YES - that's right - IT'S JESUS ". The Irishman says - " give him a Guinness on me ". Next to walk in is an American - he looks to the end of the bar - and can't believe his eyes. He turns to the barman: " Is that HIM ? " The barman says : " YES - IT'S JESUS " The American says - " give him a Burbon & Coke - on me ". Finally an Aussie walks in and says to the barman: " Who's that long-haired bastard at the end of the bar ? ". The barman says : " JESUS ". The Aussie says - " be stuffed - buy him a beer - on me ". Jesus has his drinks and then walks over to thank the donors. He says to the Irishman : " I notice that you have a limp - PUTS HIS HAND ON THE IRISHMAN'S SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED " He then turns to the American and says : I notice you have a bad arm - PUTS HIS HAND ON THE AMERICAN'S SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED ". Next he turns to the Aussie and says :" I notice you have a bad back" - THE AUSSIE JUMPED AWAY AND SAID - " BUGGAR - OFF , I'M ON WORKERS' COMPO ".
Todd ----- Todd for President Beer for Jesus, for a better tomorrow. ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
