heh .. something to consider is, do you really want to get Jesus liquored up and then have him try to heal you?
Oh, imagine the fun he could have, hehe. Todd ----- Original Message ----- From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2002 5:20 PM Subject: Re: Buggar off!! > Reminds me of the ex-leper in Life of Brian :-) > > Howie > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2002 5:09 PM > Subject: Buggar off!! > > > > An Irishman walks into a pub - looks to the end of the bar - and can't > > believe his eyes. He says to the barman: " Is that who I think it is ? ". > > The barman says:"YES - that's right - IT'S JESUS ". > > The Irishman says - " give him a Guinness on me ". > > Next to walk in is an American - he looks to the end of the bar - and can't > > believe his eyes. He turns to the barman: " Is that HIM ? " > > The barman says : " YES - IT'S JESUS " > > The American says - " give him a Burbon & Coke - on me ". > > Finally an Aussie walks in and says to the barman: " Who's that long-haired > > bastard at the end of the bar ? ". The barman says : " JESUS ". > > The Aussie says - " be stuffed - buy him a beer - on me ". > > Jesus has his drinks and then walks over to thank the donors. He says to the > > Irishman : " I notice that you have a limp - PUTS HIS HAND ON THE IRISHMAN'S > > SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED " > > He then turns to the American and says : I notice you have a bad arm - PUTS > > HIS HAND ON THE AMERICAN'S SHOULDER AND SAYS - " YOU ARE HEALED ". > > Next he turns to the Aussie and says :" I notice you have a bad back" - THE > > AUSSIE JUMPED AWAY AND SAID - " BUGGAR - OFF , I'M ON WORKERS' COMPO ". > > > > Todd > > ----- > > Todd for President > > Beer for Jesus, for a better tomorrow. ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
