omg, do not send me funnies like this when i am in class. i am having trouble keeping a straight face
----- Original Message ----- From: "Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Thursday, February 14, 2002 11:02 am Subject: twisted nursery rhymes > Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides > and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs.... > > Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front > ..but she didn't wear that one very often > > > > Mary had a little lamb > Her father shot it dead. > Now it goes to school with her, > between two chunks of bread. > > > > Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, > her clothes all tattered and torn. > It wasn't a spider that crept up beside her, > It was Little Boy Blue and his horn. > > > > Mary had a little lamb > It ran into a pylon > 10,000 volts went up it's ass > and turned it's wool to nylon > > > > Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. > Kissed the girls and made them cry. > When the boys came out to play, > He kissed them too, cause he was gay. > > > > Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. > Silly Jill forgot her pill > And now there's little Franky. > > > > Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a > bone. > When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his > own. > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
