He's out and touring again. I can't say I blamed him btw I probably wouldn't have done any different.
Vivec wrote: > You know..this was the motivation for a real crime. > > Slick Rick The Ruler, the Rapper. > > When Slick Rick came before the judge he said that the reason he > killed the man, was because he knew that the guy was coming to kill > him. > > So he went out and offed him first. > > There was some discussion at the time as to whether any of us would > have done any different...if we 'knew' that someone was coming to kill > us, and that the Police would only act AFTER the crime. > > On 04/03/2008, Dana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> ahhhhhhhhhrggg. Accidentally deleted the attribution. This was written >> by a mamber of Monty Python, printed in the OBserver about the time of >> the Iraq invasion. >> >> >> On Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 12:31 PM, Dana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> > > What I knew then was that he was acting like someone with something to >> > > hide, and was violating the cease fire left and right. Willy nilly >> > > even. haha >> > >> > I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush >> > Terry Jones >> > >> > I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: >> > he's running out of patience. And so am I! >> > >> > For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who >> > lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who >> > runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure >> > Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't >> > been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times >> > to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's >> > how devious he is. >> > >> > As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good >> > sources - that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted >> > the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off >> > one by one. >> > >> > Some of my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the >> > police? But that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they >> > need evidence of a crime with which to charge my neighbours. >> > >> > They'll come up with endless red tape and quibbling about the rights >> > and wrongs of a pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will >> > be finalising his plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr Patel >> > will be secretly murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the >> > street with a decent range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to >> > me to keep the peace. But until recently that's been a little >> > difficult. Now, however, George W. Bush has made it clear that all I >> > need to do is run out of patience, and then I can wade in and do >> > whatever I want! >> > >> > And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq >> > is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The >> > one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers >> > targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have >> > never threatened us. >> > >> > That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and >> > children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave >> > us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way. >> > >> > Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq >> > is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass >> > destruction - even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as >> > much justification for killing Mr Johnson's wife and children as Mr >> > Bush has for bombing Iraq. >> > >> > Mr Bush's long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by >> > eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism'. It's such a clever >> > long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it? >> > How will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every >> > single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist >> > once he's committed an act of terror. What about would-be terrorists? >> > These are the ones you really want to eliminate, since most of the >> > known terrorists, being suicide bombers, have already eliminated >> > themselves. >> > >> > Perhaps Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a >> > future terrorist? Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective >> > until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate >> > Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe >> > thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims? >> > >> > It's the same in my street. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip >> > of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I >> > don't like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one >> > will be really safe until I've wiped them all out. >> > >> > My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using >> > the same logic as the President of the United States. That shuts her >> > up. >> > >> > Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough >> > reason for the President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give >> > the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come out in the open and >> > hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws >> > and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand them >> > over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the entire street >> > to kingdom come. >> > >> > It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in >> > contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one >> > street. >> > >> >> >> >> >> -- >> Nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices >> calling for change - Barack Obama >> >> >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:255565 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
