> Mainly it's just a bigger pain in the ass to use oracle.

Amen to that, brother!

Oracle is kinda like Jennifer Lopez, and MSSQL is kinda like Dolly Parton.  

If you're easily amazed, Jennifer Lopez does it for you at first and you
feel really privileged to have her perform for you.  You get used to
fetching her special spring water before each gig, and having her scream and
throw a phone at you and call you names if you don't deck out her dressing
room with her favorite flowers, even when they're not in season.  People
tell you that you just have to deal with her quirks and take her shit, and
her performance will make it all worthwhile in the end.  Then one day the
Feng Shui is slightly off, and she collapses in the corner, sobbing and
complaining how she just can't work under these conditions, with all these
idiots letting her down all the time.  Then she blames it all on you.

Then one day by chance you catch a Dolly Parton act.  You hear her perform,
and you're like, "I didn't know she could really sing this well!"  Then
later on you meet her in her dressing room, and she's genuinely sweet to
everyone around her, including you.  Her assistant couldn't find her spring
water, but Dolly just says, "That's okay, honey, city juice will do just
fine by me.  Why don't you come on over here and set yourself down for a
spell, 'cause honey you look plum tuckered out, too!"  And the stage manager
sticks his head in the room and says, "Fifteen seconds, Dolly," and Dolly
stands up and says, "Well, folks, time to give my fans what they paid for!"
And she smiles real big and walks briskly out on stage with a "Hey, y'all!
How y'all doin'?  I'm so glad you joined us here at Dollywood!"  She's
unbelievably approachable and easy to get along with, and she accommodates
shortcomings like no big thing.

That's about the best explanation I can think of.

Respectfully,

Adam Phillip Churvis 
President
Productivity Enhancement


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