So sez Gruss the Grump DINK (dual income, no kids) who is in for such a shock once his wife spits one or three out...
-----Original Message----- From: Gruss Gott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 1:27 PM To: cf-community Subject: Re: Racists for McCain > Dino wrote: > I guess we shouldn't teach them to read either? I mean, if we do > they'll get thoughts in their head and they can't have those till 18. right? > They can read and think all they want as long as they don't annoy me by voicing their thoughts. Or voice them to others over their cell phones during movies. Or, really, anywhere. Ok, no cell phones if you're under 18. Also, if you're under 18 and you're talking to your friends, you can whisper to your friends, but that's it. In fact, no talking above a whisper ever. Unless you're answering a question I'm asking you and I'm yelling at you from across the room. Otherwise, only whispers. And no stereos or headphones or anything that can be heard above a whisper. As cool as you think your music is, it's not. It sucks. So I don't want to hear it. Not even if you have your windows rolled up or your headphones on because I can still hear it. So if it's above a whisper, turn that song from The Best of Sucks down. If it's anything that approaches the sound of my lawn mower, it better be my lawn mower you're using to mow my lawn. Oh. You can play in my yard all you want, though. Especially football. If you want to yell football things while playing football, that's fine. Then you can yell. If you're playing football on a video game because you're too wussy to play it in real life, then shut the feck up. Ok, that's a start. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:275227 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
