Old fart On Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > They can read and think all they want as long as they don't annoy me > by voicing their thoughts. > > Or voice them to others over their cell phones during movies. > > Or, really, anywhere. > > Ok, no cell phones if you're under 18. > > Also, if you're under 18 and you're talking to your friends, you can > whisper to your friends, but that's it. > > In fact, no talking above a whisper ever. > > Unless you're answering a question I'm asking you and I'm yelling at > you from across the room. Otherwise, only whispers. > > And no stereos or headphones or anything that can be heard above a whisper. > > As cool as you think your music is, it's not. It sucks. So I don't > want to hear it. Not even if you have your windows rolled up or your > headphones on because I can still hear it. So if it's above a > whisper, turn that song from The Best of Sucks down. > > If it's anything that approaches the sound of my lawn mower, it better > be my lawn mower you're using to mow my lawn. > > Oh. You can play in my yard all you want, though. Especially > football. If you want to yell football things while playing football, > that's fine. Then you can yell. > > If you're playing football on a video game because you're too wussy to > play it in real life, then shut the feck up. > > Ok, that's a start. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:275228 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
