I love my garage (2 door, 2 1/2 car cinder block, auto door openers), in fact I have a workshop also with my own toolbox, power saw, various drills, jig saw, sanders, drillpress, dremel etc... So HA! To your stereotypes!!
~~ Stephenie > |-----Original Message----- > |From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > |To: CF-Community > |Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > | > | > |Your last name stays put. > |The garage is all yours. > |Wedding plans take care of themselves. > |Chocolate is just another snack. > |You can be president. > |You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > |Car mechanics tell you the truth. > |The world is your urinal. > |You never have to drive to another gas station because > |this one's just too icky. > |Same work, more pay. > |Wrinkles add character. > |Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > |People never stare at your chest when you're talking to > |them. > |The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > |expected. > |New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > |Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > |You know stuff about tanks. > |A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > |You can open all your own jars. > |You get extra credit for the slightest act of > |thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to > |something, he or she can still be your friend. Your > |underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and > |single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its > |original color. You don't have to stop and think of which > |way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap > |problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your > |clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > |You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually > |hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one > |color all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a > |pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > |mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on > |December 24, in 45 minutes. You can be butt ugly and still > |be a rock star. > | > | > | ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
