That's WHY he has none of the above ... -----Original Message----- From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 10:56 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man....
ROFL! I thought you were already married... ~~ Stephenie > |-----Original Message----- > |From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:59 PM > |To: CF-Community > |Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > | > | > |Will you marry me? > | > |I have none of the above, though I lust for them mercilessly. > | > |(Well, I do have hand tools and a couple dremels, but > |still...) Jerry Johnson > | > |>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/03/02 01:48PM >>> > |I love my garage (2 door, 2 1/2 car cinder block, auto door > |openers), in fact I have a workshop also with my own > |toolbox, power saw, various drills, jig saw, sanders, > |drillpress, dremel etc... So HA! To your stereotypes!! > | > |~~ > |Stephenie > | > | > | > | > |> |-----Original Message----- > |> |From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > |> |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > |> |To: CF-Community > |> |Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > |> | > |> | > |> |Your last name stays put. > |> |The garage is all yours. > |> |Wedding plans take care of themselves. > |> |Chocolate is just another snack. > |> |You can be president. > |> |You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > |> |Car mechanics tell you the truth. > |> |The world is your urinal. > |> |You never have to drive to another gas station because > |> |this one's just too icky. > |> |Same work, more pay. > |> |Wrinkles add character. > |> |Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > |> |People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > |> |The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > |> |expected. > |> |New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > |> |Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > |> |You know stuff about tanks. > |> |A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > |> |You can open all your own jars. > |> |You get extra credit for the slightest act of > |> |thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to > |> |something, he or she can still be your friend. Your > |> |underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and > |> |single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its > |> |original color. You don't have to stop and think of which > |> |way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap > |> |problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your > |> |clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > |> |You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually > |> |hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one > |> |color all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a > |> |pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > |> |mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on > |> |December 24, in 45 minutes. You can be butt ugly and still > |> |be a rock star. > |> | > |> | > |> | > | > | ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
