..wait a minute somrthing funny's going on here... aren't you that newscaster from the Simpsons? !!! ;-) Patrick
> -----Original Message----- > From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be president. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > The world is your urinal. > You never have to drive to another gas station because > this one's just too icky. > Same work, more pay. > Wrinkles add character. > Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to > them. > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > expected. > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > You know stuff about tanks. > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > You can open all your own jars. > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be > your friend. > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, > nobody notices. > Everything on your face stays its original color. > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > You almost never have strap problems in public. > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > You don't have to shave below your neck. > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color all seasons. > You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 > minutes. > You can be butt ugly and still be a rock star. > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
