Glad you've never met my wife then. larry
-- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 4:19 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > > Nope. No such luck to date. (Or in retrospect, some mighty > good luck so far...) > > But it would actually take more than tools to capture my > heart and hand. > > You would also need to own books. Lots of books. And hiking shoes. > > Jerry Johnson > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/03/02 01:55PM >>> > ROFL! I thought you were already married... > > ~~ > Stephenie > > > > > > |-----Original Message----- > > |From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:59 PM > > |To: CF-Community > > |Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > | > > | > > |Will you marry me? > > | > > |I have none of the above, though I lust for them mercilessly. > > | > > |(Well, I do have hand tools and a couple dremels, but > > |still...) Jerry Johnson > > | > > |>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/03/02 01:48PM >>> > > |I love my garage (2 door, 2 1/2 car cinder block, auto door > > |openers), in fact I have a workshop also with my own > > |toolbox, power saw, various drills, jig saw, sanders, > > |drillpress, dremel etc... So HA! To your stereotypes!! > > | > > |~~ > > |Stephenie > > | > > | > > | > > | > > |> |-----Original Message----- > > |> |From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > |> |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > > |> |To: CF-Community > > |> |Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > |> | > > |> | > > |> |Your last name stays put. > > |> |The garage is all yours. > > |> |Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > |> |Chocolate is just another snack. > > |> |You can be president. > > |> |You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > > |> |Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > |> |The world is your urinal. > > |> |You never have to drive to another gas station because > > |> |this one's just too icky. > > |> |Same work, more pay. > > |> |Wrinkles add character. > > |> |Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > > |> |People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > > |> |The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > > |> |expected. > > |> |New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > |> |Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > |> |You know stuff about tanks. > > |> |A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > |> |You can open all your own jars. > > |> |You get extra credit for the slightest act of > > |> |thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to > > |> |something, he or she can still be your friend. Your > > |> |underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and > > |> |single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its > > |> |original color. You don't have to stop and think of which > > |> |way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap > > |> |problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your > > |> |clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > |> |You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually > > |> |hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one > > |> |color all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a > > |> |pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > > |> |mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on > > |> |December 24, in 45 minutes. You can be butt ugly and still > > |> |be a rock star. > > |> | > > |> | > > |> | > > | > > | > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
