The concept is all well and good I suppose but the reality of a
household full of late-middle aged, pear-shaped lesbians isn't nearly as
evocative. ;^)
It's more like "Bouw chica whuaaaaa?"
Jim Davis
-----Original Message-----
From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:36 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Pet Monkeys
Jim, I'm confused by your post when you say "My wife's former partner"
and "household of lesbians". Suddenly porn music is playing through my
head.
(bouw chica bouw woun)
marlon
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Jim Davis wrote:
> My wife's former partner had one. I didn't get to spend too much time
> around it (and perhaps that's the cause of its behavior around me) but
> it was a LOUD messy little thing.
>
> If you can offer it the run on the house and train it well then
perhaps,
> but if you plan on caging it then watch out: they get bored and nasty.
> And since they have hands they can throw (ammo they produce
themselves)
> and they can scream. And if you can give them the run of the house
> WATCH OUT! If you think that cats are bad about getting into things
and
> up on things that you'd rather they didn't wait until you see a simian
> with opposable thumbs try!
>
> This particular monkey also had sensitivity to a woman's cycle - and
> would get very agitated during it (a real negative in a household of
> lesbians).
>
> In general I came away with the conclusion that it was a fine idea
that
> broke down big in practice. ;^)
>
> Jim Davis
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Shawn Regan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:01 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: OT: Pet Monkeys
>
> Anyone out there have a pet monkey? I would like to know your thoughts
> on
> this type of pet.
>
> Shawn Regan
>
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