still suppressing the gag reflex,
charlie
----- Original Message -----
From: Jim Campbell
To: CF-Community
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 2:14 PM
Subject: Re: Pet Monkeys
Golden (Shower) Girls.
Oooh, there goes my appetite.
- Jim
charlie griefer wrote:
>Oh my sweet lord I can't stop picturing Bea Arthur and Betty White being dirty with each other.
>
>AAAAH! My eyes! My eyes!
>
>charlie
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>
>
>>Actually that should have been "my wife's MOTHER'S former partner".
>>
>>The concept is all well and good I suppose but the reality of a
>>household full of late-middle aged, pear-shaped lesbians isn't nearly as
>>evocative. ;^)
>>
>>It's more like "Bouw chica whuaaaaa?"
>>
>>Jim Davis
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:36 PM
>>To: CF-Community
>>Subject: Re: Pet Monkeys
>>
>>Jim, I'm confused by your post when you say "My wife's former partner"
>>and "household of lesbians". Suddenly porn music is playing through my
>>head.
>>
>>(bouw chica bouw woun)
>>
>>marlon
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>>[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>Jim Davis wrote:
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>>>My wife's former partner had one. I didn't get to spend too much time
>>>around it (and perhaps that's the cause of its behavior around me) but
>>>it was a LOUD messy little thing.
>>>
>>>If you can offer it the run on the house and train it well then
>>>
>>>
>>perhaps,
>>
>>
>>>but if you plan on caging it then watch out: they get bored and nasty.
>>>And since they have hands they can throw (ammo they produce
>>>
>>>
>>themselves)
>>
>>
>>>and they can scream. And if you can give them the run of the house
>>>WATCH OUT! If you think that cats are bad about getting into things
>>>
>>>
>>and
>>
>>
>>>up on things that you'd rather they didn't wait until you see a simian
>>>with opposable thumbs try!
>>>
>>>This particular monkey also had sensitivity to a woman's cycle - and
>>>would get very agitated during it (a real negative in a household of
>>>lesbians).
>>>
>>>In general I came away with the conclusion that it was a fine idea
>>>
>>>
>>that
>>
>>
>>>broke down big in practice. ;^)
>>>
>>>Jim Davis
>>>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>From: Shawn Regan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:01 PM
>>>To: CF-Community
>>>Subject: OT: Pet Monkeys
>>>
>>>Anyone out there have a pet monkey? I would like to know your thoughts
>>>on
>>>this type of pet.
>>>
>>>Shawn Regan
>>>
>>>
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