You're closer than you know -
they go in through the butt to get to the hip joint,
so the parts are, umm, ass-similated
<hee hee>
-Ben
>Red alert! All hands to stations! It's Benbraver Of Borg!
>
>As for keeping parts, hospitals aren't letting people do that as much
>anymore. So no more kids going home with their tonsils in a jar. Something
>about biohazards...and zombies wanting parts.
>
>-Kevin
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Bill Wheatley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 7:32 AM
>Subject: RE: Not depression, just pain - with hope, though
>
>
>> OH ben defiantly make sure they give you the old part :>
>> Remember always keep the old parts!!
>>
>> Car parts, people parts its all the same. Hehe i had the dentist give me
>> my old teeth and if i ever have a major surgury i would require they
>> give me the parts they take out. People think its gross but its awesome
>> to be able to see parts of the body that close. Thats why whenever i
>> hear about somone getting his teeth knocked out i am like damn that had
>> to suck. My teeth were anchored like 2 inches deep with roots and they
>> were big i was so damn suprised it was that big lol. Maybe its just
>> because i have a big mouth.
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Bill Wheatley
>> Senior Database Developer
>> eDiets.com, Inc.
>> (OTCBB: EDET)
>> 3801 W. Hillsboro Blvd.
>> Deerfield Beach, FL 33442
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>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 8:32 AM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: Re: Not depression, just pain - with hope, though
>>
>>
>> Ben, you're always welcome to vent. Sheesh, man, you've had plenty to
>> gripe
>> about in the last year.
>>
>> Glad you decided to go for the hip replacement. It'll be great to not
>> hurt
>> again.
>>
>> (Meanwhile, have you tried acupuncture?)
>>
>> -d
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 11:09 AM
>> Subject: Not depression, just pain - with hope, though
>>
>> > Those of you who have known me on the list for a while realize I try
>> very
>> hard to keep a positive, cheerful attitude. I'm also an irrepressible
>> punster with a very dirty mind ;-)
>> >
>> > My attitude has gotten even more positive after surviving a major
>> heart
>> attack last Feb. and being a lot healthier than before it, except for
>> the
>> arthritis in the left hip. Compared to people with incurable diseases,
>> or
>> who die, I'm very blessed to be here and only limping around in pain.
>> >
>> > This morning, I just need to vent a little bit, and say "DAMMIT, IT
>> HURTS!" I refuse to take anything stronger than Tylenol or Motrin, and
>> them
>> only when really needed - don't want either addiction nor kidney/liver
>> problems.
>> >
>> > Finally overcame the trepidation, and mailed a letter to the
>> orthopedic
>> surgeon asking to get on the schedule for a hip replacement - said I
>> want my
>> quality of life back (including quality of sex life <ha>). Also sent dr
>> a
>> form for the handicapped parking placard - hey, I am !!
>> >
>> > Am amazed that I'm not depressed about going through layers of medical
>> care for asthma, low thyroid, sleep apnea, cardiac, now hip. Just glad
>> I'm
>> not DEAD, still have a loving wife, a decent job, and a future - even a
>> better one when I get rid of the pain.
>> >
>> > But today I'm grumbling a little bit.
>> >
>> > thanks for letting me vent.
>> >
>> > -Ben
>> >
>> >
>> _____
>>
>>
>>
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