I'd smoke anyone else's ride here. My slip is for offer anytime anyone wants to go.

As the greatest man in US history would say... BRING IT ON!

And in case anyone needs reminding...
http://d923518.u33.0web-hosting.com/images/adamsRide.jpg

Shivering is natural after seeing it, but you should be ok in a few minutes.



>I pulled a boner today.
>
>I'm in the market for a new vehicle, since the truck that I'm driving,
>while good looking and well running, has 173,000 miles on it.  It's a
>1995 Chevy Silverado, 4x4. My fiancee loves the thing, thinks it's the
>manliest truck on this earth. For the record, she's 23, I'm 31, we
>don't live together, and she's never had a FT job before since she just
>graduated Grad School with an MBA. She's a lovely girl, just a little
>idealistic sometimes due to youth.
>
>So I go out today, just browsing and this car catches my eye - it' s a
>2001 Mustang GT.  Worse yet, it's a Mustang GT Bullitt - a Steve
>McQueen style race car. So I test drive it, am unnaturally scared to
>death of it, and then buy it.  I figure since it's only got 38,000 on
>the odometer, that it will get getter mileage than the giant truck, and
>that she also has a Mustang that this will resonant well with the
>fiancee.
>
>Anyway, I proceed to call her after I buy it and she starts crying
>because I got rid of the truck.  She's a bit emotional too sometimes.  
>Please don't get the wrong idea, she's great, but emotional about
>things sometimes.
>
>Let me tell you a little bit more about the car - it's unbelievably
>fast.  I don't know the stats, but the car has some sort of mod chip in
>it that pushes it to 305 HP.  It's a five speed ass haulin' trip to the
>hospital then to jail for wreckless driving.  I admit that I'm a freak
>for speed sometimes.  This is without doubt the fastest car I've ever
>been in.  Anyway, it's a cool little thing with all of the bells and
>whistles.
>
>We're not going to have any children soon, so that not an issue, but
>she did say that she thought I was going to get something more "yuppie"
>- like an SUV or BMW or something like that.
>
>Anyway, that's the boner.  I think I'm going to take the car back
>tomorrow morning and get the truck back. Any comments from my friends
>on the list?
>
>- Matt Small
>
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