Why yes, yes it was... thank you kindly... I've always depended on the strangeness of kind men. :)
> was this supposed to go to community ma'am? > /me ducks, runs :) > On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 16:46:27 -0500, S. Isaac Dealey > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> Where to begin... >> >> The story begins with Susan who... >> >> wait... lets back that up... >> >> Isaac... Isaac had bitch tits... err... umm... >> >> Oh nevermind... So I've mentioned on this list before >> that there's >> this strange mythology about my being a woman... (if you >> order >> something from Amazon.com in a different timezone can you >> order >> something as a different person?) ... anyway... >> >> As the story goes, people who see me on the street >> commonly mistake me >> for a woman, although everyone who knows me says I don't >> look or sound >> or act or carry myself in any way feminine. Everyone who >> knows me >> seems to think it's just the hair (which is down to the >> middle of my >> back currently), although they're wrong. They're wrong >> because I >> walked into an auto-parts store to pick up a socket with >> my head >> shaved, a week's growth of hair on my face and grease on >> my hands and >> shirt and the girl behind the counter looked me dead in >> the face and >> asked, 'did you find everything you need mam?' >> >> I've never been bothered by it, in fact I find it >> humorous. Plus in >> the last 5 years I've had to ammend the list of nuances >> in this >> mythology because my girlfriend Tiff was a lesbian until >> she met me. >> When we go out we always seem to be "that nice lesbian >> couple" at the >> other table. >> >> So a few days ago I received an interesting twist in the >> plot. I'd >> ordered some out of print books from Amazon.com (Mike >> Resnick's Oracle >> seeries -- the first, Soothsayer was fantastic, I haven't >> read the >> other 2 yet). Apparently I'm perceived as a woman even >> through the >> mail since as my Amazon.com account reads "S. Isaac >> Dealey", the >> bookseller who shipped two of the books to me assumed >> that my first >> name must be "Susan" in spite of the rather masculine >> middle name >> "Isaac". The full name on the address label read "Susan >> Isaac Dealey". >> >> s. isaac "susan" dealey 954.927.5117 >> new epoch : isn't it time for a change? >> >> add features without fixtures with >> the onTap open source framework >> >> http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ >> http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=44477&DE=1 >> http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=45569&DE=1 >> http://www.fusiontap.com >> >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Logware: a new and convenient web-based time tracking application. Start tracking and documenting hours spent on a project or with a client with Logware today. Try it for free with a 15 day trial account. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=67 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:4:190997 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/4 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:4 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.4 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
