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Hee hee.  I've got a better story than that..  This happened at the Advance 
Auto Parts here before they got new managment and got guy in there that knew 
what they were talking about.  I blowed the tailshaft on my transmission and 
I was going to see if I couldn't buy a new tranny and forget about it, I was 
willing to go with a Borg Warner, as long as it would fit, so here is my 
story.  I had my friends along with me this day, they had to give me a lift 
anyway :)

Me: I need a Muncie 4 speed or a Borg Warner for a 66 Chevelle; just about 
any GM 4 speed will work, as long as it is for a 69 block.

Dork (asst. manager at that looked like a rat): Ok lets see 
here.............. I don't see it on the computer let me check the book.  Is 
it a Turbo 350?

Me: No, I have a Muncie M22 4 speed, thats an automatic.

Dork: Ok how about a TH 350?

Me: No, thats also an automatic, I have a Muncie.

Dork: A Turbo 400?

Me (patiently, but beginning to loose my cool): No, another automatic, I 
need a 4 speed.

Dork: A TH400?

Me: No, automatic.

Dork: AHA! A Powerglide, thats it isn't it?

Me (thats it, this moron messed with the wrong guy on the wrong day):  NO, 
NO, NO, I want a 4 speed.. You know a stick, a manual, a gear grinder 
whatever the Hell you call it you Jackass! In a Manual (I stressed manual) 
car you have instead of 2 pedels you have three, and its not an emergency 
brake!!!  When you have one of these you have to push in the far left big 
pedel to cahnge your gears, in my case I go 1,2,3,4 to go forward and all 
the way over to the left and up to get to reverse!! I DO NOT HAVE A GD 
AUTOMATIC!!  All the transmissions you have just named are AUTOMATICS, 
prabably like whatever POS you drive, do you now understand what I am 
talking about?

Moron: Oh, we don't carry those, we can get one for a Mustang though.

Me: FU!!!!  (then I stormed out with my giggling best buds right behind)

That right there made me not step a foot back in the place until one of my 
friends got a job there and I knew he knew what he was talking about, not to 
mention he would give me his employee discount on the more expensive stuff.
Josh
66SS396


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>i hope it wasn't pep boys.  those people are about the dumbest around.  at
>the stores around here, they don't know how to look up something as simple 
>as
>a fuel pump or a gasket.  i went and asked for a big block oil pan gasket 
>and
>the kid didn't know what a big block was.  he thought it was a 305.  i just
>had to shake my head and said that isn't a big block is it.
>
>Tom
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