Geeeze--some guys are soooo picky!! BillL
At 02:38 PM 8/17/2006, you wrote:
Bill, I believe there is an error in your instructions. It says if the task isn't accomplished successfully, a new unit must be purchased and start at the beginning. I believe it should be: After purchasing a new unit, begin again at step 3. Permits and permissions would already have been obtained. Just to let you know someone was paying attention. :+)) I should be working on my car. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Lessenberry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "The Chevelle Mailing List" <Chevelle-list@chevelles.net> Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:26 AM Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] unsubscribe me please > At 09:05 AM 8/17/2006, you wrote: > >please take me off your mailing list so I stop getting e mails, > >Thank you, [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > AND from me--take your pick :-)) > > To unsubscribe from this service you must first > purchase a > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit. The unit can be > obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics. > Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the > unit from the > Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug > Administration in > Washington D.C. USA. > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each > component in its > accompanying mesh safety bag. > Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the > perforated Gerring Mach > 77 refibulator and attach them using the > eight-millimeter torque fork. > Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree > angle and > properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved > section of the > Pyrex thistle tube. > Place the four sections of the triangular separation > gear into the > posture cylinder and lock them into place using the > band aid adhesive strip. > Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making > sure that it > seated correctly. > Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt > batteries in the power > chamber. > The device should be calibrated before operation using > the optional > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. > Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic > combustion service > chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced > tungsten igniter > control module and quickly turn the inverter drive to > 28.6 degrees. > Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation Unit upside > down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce > ball-peen hammer while > shaking the unit vigorously. > Force open the door to the incineration valve > compartment and set the > pressure gauge to 719 psi. > Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. > The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready > to use. > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable > Subscription > Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a > height of 229 feet > above sea level to insure that the unit receives the > proper oxygen level > and barometric pressure. > Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to > within the > parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and > apply pressure to > the wing shaft on the southern most section of the > modular accelerator. > Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the > unit, rotate the > heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position > has been obtained > when the green light begins to flash, signifying that > the red light is > about to go off. > Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch > labeled "ON/OFF" to > the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging on to > the system. > Logon using your username and password and wait for > the prompt. > Once prompted you must check the box with the > appropriate action you > wish to take and then press the pressure release > button and turn off the > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters > per minute. > Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, > number lock, escape > and tab simultaneously. > Press enter. You will have one second to complete the > procedure. > If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, > simply purchase a new > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit and start from > the beginning. > Please remember that this is the only way we will > accept for you to > unsubscribe from this service. > We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure > for your > convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe > policy will result > in immediate termination of your subscription so > please follow the above > directions closely > > Regards > The Chevelle List > >
