A correction or two.
>Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
>by a policeman.
>
> Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're
>right, but he just hasn't
> realized it yet.
Therefore, there are no arguments with the people that write Cisco exams.
>
> Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Now, I thought this was put to rest a long time ago in a responsible
journal -- I think IEEE Network, but certainly an IEEE journal.
One, and only one, sock in each pair is capable of reproduction.
Two socks will merge, and form a wire coat hanger.
Occam's Razor makes this an especially attractive solution, since it
solves both the odd sock problem and the ever-increasing wire coat
hanger problem.
>
>
> Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Isn't that also the time to reboot the router?
>
> Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour
>writing, then forget to take
> with you to the store.
IOS feature list for a given version.
>
> Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone, who is able to create a style,
>you will never be
> able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".
Hair dressers must create certain access lists.
>
>
> Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of
>contractions; he gets to hold
> your hand and say,
> "Focus...breath...push...Good Girl!"
Are there similarities to the CCIE lab?
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