Hi, Natasha
I have to admit I'm your fan. You're a gem for this list.
Thanks!!
Jaeheon
On 12 Jan 2001 19:25:18 -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Natasha) wrote:
>Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
>by a policeman.
>
> Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're
>right, but he just hasn't
> realized it yet.
>
> Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v. To go to the cash
>machine and hit
> "inquire".
>
> Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,
>chopped the
> tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything
>up, but he
> "made the dinner".
>
> Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can
>understand them.
>
> Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
>
> Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
>
> Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to
>go with a pound of
> M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
>
> Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
>
> Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally
>resting to make a
> purchase.
>
> Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour
>writing, then forget to take
> with you to the store.
>
> Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone, who is able to create a style,
>you will never be
> able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".
>
> Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in
>space...if he goes in, he isn't
> coming out anytime soon.
>
> Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of
>contractions; he gets to hold
> your hand and say,
> "Focus...breath...push...Good Girl!"
>
> Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of
>your mouth. On his
> collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.
>
> Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere
>and neck". After
> children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
>
> Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating,
>marriage and children.
> See also "tranquilizers".
>
> Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day ,when you have dreams of a
>candlelight
> dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a
>card.
>
> Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry,
>shower, or swim,
> but will not come off, if you try to remove it.
>
> Zillion (zil*yen) n. The number of times you ask someone to take out
>the trash, then end up
> doing it yourself anyway
>
>Natasha Flazynski
>http://www.ciscobot.com
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>http://www.botbuilders.com
>Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
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>A train station is where a train stops.
>On my desk, I have a work station...
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