Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
by a policeman.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're
right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v. To go to the cash
machine and hit
"inquire".
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,
chopped the
tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything
up, but he
"made the dinner".
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can
understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to
go with a pound of
M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally
resting to make a
purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour
writing, then forget to take
with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone, who is able to create a style,
you will never be
able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in
space...if he goes in, he isn't
coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of
contractions; he gets to hold
your hand and say,
"Focus...breath...push...Good Girl!"
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of
your mouth. On his
collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere
and neck". After
children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating,
marriage and children.
See also "tranquilizers".
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day ,when you have dreams of a
candlelight
dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a
card.
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry,
shower, or swim,
but will not come off, if you try to remove it.
Zillion (zil*yen) n. The number of times you ask someone to take out
the trash, then end up
doing it yourself anyway
Natasha Flazynski
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