-Caveat Lector-
lol
> Carlene,
>
> I appreciate your interest in my take on the French "culture". I must
> confess, I have no hard evidence to support the statement that the buttocks
> of the average Frenchman are indeed physically capable of playing any
> bellows-driven instrument.
>>>>>Okay...when you find some documentation on this let me know.
> However, I can attest that wherever you walk on the cruddy streets of Paris, you
> CONSTANTLY hear that goddamn accordion music playing.
Wait a second why is it god@@@ accordian music up here in Wisconsin we have that
for our polkas, is that godd@@ as well ? Now you will have to substantiate what
is and what isn't god@@@ and please include the criteria of what makes something
god@@@ or not....Okay ?
Regarding the chef's hat theorem... If you take your average chef's hat, and then
wereto compress it maniacally down on your head,===: THE BERET!
>>>>>Now that you mention it...it could be a beret...okay will let that one pass,
we have to be careful with this documentation here.
> Lastly, the phrase "mime sucks ass" is not merely an observation or a statement
> of vitriol. It is a bona fide fact. Let us examine the harsh truths of mime, and
> together we will learn why it does indeed suck ass.
>
> 1) Mimes wear tight pants, horizontal striped shirts, and suspenders. -
> Conclusion: If an art form requires you to dress like a jerk, it sucks ass.
>
> 2) Mimes paint their faces stark white with that stupid teardrop on their
> cheek. - Conclusion: Face painting sucks ass. Mime employs face painting.
> Therefore, mime sucks ass.
>
> 3) Mimes do stupid and annoying hand and body motions and try to pass it off as
> art. - Now, if they really wereclimbing a mountain in a windstorm, that would
> be entertaining. There isalso the chance that they would be blown off the
> mountain. One less mime. Conclusion - Waving your hands around like a fan dancer
> with the DTs and calling it art sucks ass.
>
> 4) Mime bother people on the street and occasionally employ annoying props
> (whistles, balloons, etc.). - Conclusion: Annoying innocent bystanders with loud
> sounds and second-rate entertainment sucks ass.
>
> There you have it, my friend. In a nutshell, the reasons why mime sucks ass.
>
Loved it !!!
> ROFLAO
>>>>>Okay, pretty good documentation but is it a documentation of opinion or fact.
<G>
I look forward to reading your other posts, but please remember to documentate.
<G>
Carlene
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