-Caveat Lector-
Carlene,
Regarding accordion music and it's state of damnation, I can safely say
that the polka music of Wisconsin does not fall in the same category. The
most basic reason stems from geography. The accordion music of the Wisconsin
polka is hearty, raucous, and punctuated by the mass consumption of beer. In
addition, the people of Wisconsin are hail-fellow, well-met types who make
any occasion a family-style event. This entire atmosphere makes the sound of
an accordion a welcome one. In contrast, the music that wafts through the
mass sewer that is the City of Lights is complemented by the scenery of the
repugnant French zipping around on their femme scooters, sucking down
Luckies, eating stale crullers, and slurping coffee that looks like muck
from the bottom of the Seine while popping the blackheads off their bony
posteriors. Taking all of this horror in while the sound of an accordion
assaults your ears, creates a nightmare not even Dante could have
envisioned.
Now, about the mime thing....it is not opinion it is a FACT. Mime sucks
and the whole world knows it. The fact that no one has sent any rebuttal or
rebuke over my last post proves this irrefutably. Mime is for people who are
out of touch, have no taste and whose heads are crammed so far up their
asses, they need a glass belly button to see the world. That said, it's no
wonder the French love it so much.
Regards,
JB
> ----------
> From: Carlene M. Wojahn[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Reply To: Conspiracy Theory Research List
> Sent: Tuesday, January 12, 1999 12:51 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Vive La France!]
>
> -Caveat Lector-
>
> lol
>
> > Carlene,
> >
> > I appreciate your interest in my take on the French "culture". I must
> > confess, I have no hard evidence to support the statement that the
> buttocks
> > of the average Frenchman are indeed physically capable of playing any
> > bellows-driven instrument.
>
> >>>>>Okay...when you find some documentation on this let me know.
>
> > However, I can attest that wherever you walk on the cruddy streets of
> Paris, you
> > CONSTANTLY hear that goddamn accordion music playing.
>
> Wait a second why is it god@@@ accordian music up here in Wisconsin we
> have that
> for our polkas, is that godd@@ as well ? Now you will have to
> substantiate what
> is and what isn't god@@@ and please include the criteria of what makes
> something
> god@@@ or not....Okay ?
>
> Regarding the chef's hat theorem... If you take your average chef's hat,
> and then
> wereto compress it maniacally down on your head,===: THE BERET!
>
> >>>>>Now that you mention it...it could be a beret...okay will let that
> one pass,
> we have to be careful with this documentation here.
>
> > Lastly, the phrase "mime sucks ass" is not merely an observation or a
> statement
> > of vitriol. It is a bona fide fact. Let us examine the harsh truths of
> mime, and
> > together we will learn why it does indeed suck ass.
> >
> > 1) Mimes wear tight pants, horizontal striped shirts, and suspenders. -
> > Conclusion: If an art form requires you to dress like a jerk, it sucks
> ass.
> >
> > 2) Mimes paint their faces stark white with that stupid teardrop on
> their
> > cheek. - Conclusion: Face painting sucks ass. Mime employs face
> painting.
> > Therefore, mime sucks ass.
> >
> > 3) Mimes do stupid and annoying hand and body motions and try to pass it
> off as
> > art. - Now, if they really wereclimbing a mountain in a windstorm, that
> would
> > be entertaining. There isalso the chance that they would be blown off
> the
> > mountain. One less mime. Conclusion - Waving your hands around like a
> fan dancer
> > with the DTs and calling it art sucks ass.
> >
> > 4) Mime bother people on the street and occasionally employ annoying
> props
> > (whistles, balloons, etc.). - Conclusion: Annoying innocent bystanders
> with loud
> > sounds and second-rate entertainment sucks ass.
> >
> > There you have it, my friend. In a nutshell, the reasons why mime sucks
> ass.
> >
>
> Loved it !!!
>
> > ROFLAO
>
> >>>>>Okay, pretty good documentation but is it a documentation of opinion
> or fact.
>
> <G>
>
> I look forward to reading your other posts, but please remember to
> documentate.
> <G>
> Carlene
>
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