-Caveat Lector-

Hey this sounds like what they pass off as Art in Washington.  Hillary backs
x-rated movies and they give money to the arts to make them too.  Change the
props " annoying props
>> (whistles, balloons, etc.). "
and the costumes or lack there if (if you do not count handcuffs or what
ever they use) and I guess you have mimes.  Wonder what their (the x-rated
movies) message is?
I will take the mimes.
Laura
oh yes, documentation the Clintons support of this art form is in the
Archives.

Personally, I like France.

-----Original Message-----
From: Carlene M. Wojahn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Tuesday, January 12, 1999 11:51 AM
Subject: Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Vive La France!]


> -Caveat Lector-
>
>lol
>
>> Carlene,
>>
>>    I appreciate your interest in my take on the French "culture". I must
>> confess, I have no hard evidence to support the statement that the
buttocks
>> of the average Frenchman are indeed physically capable of playing any
>> bellows-driven instrument.
>
>>>>>>Okay...when you find some documentation on this let me know.
>
>> However, I can attest that wherever you walk on the cruddy streets of
Paris, you
>> CONSTANTLY hear that goddamn accordion music playing.
>
>Wait a second why is it god@@@ accordian music up here in Wisconsin we have
that
>for our polkas, is that godd@@ as well ?   Now you will have to
substantiate what
>is and what isn't god@@@ and please include the criteria of what makes
something
>god@@@ or not....Okay ?
>
>Regarding the chef's hat theorem... If you take your average chef's hat,
and then
>wereto compress it maniacally down on your head,===: THE BERET!
>
>>>>>>Now that you mention it...it could be a beret...okay will let that one
pass,
>we have to be careful with this documentation here.
>
>> Lastly, the phrase "mime sucks ass" is not merely an observation or a
statement
>> of vitriol. It is a bona fide fact. Let us examine the harsh truths of
mime, and
>> together we will learn why it does indeed suck ass.
>>
>> 1) Mimes wear tight pants, horizontal striped shirts, and suspenders. -
>>  Conclusion: If an art form requires you to dress like a jerk, it sucks
ass.
>>
>> 2) Mimes paint their faces stark white with that stupid teardrop on their
>> cheek. -  Conclusion: Face painting sucks ass. Mime employs face
painting.
>> Therefore, mime sucks ass.
>>
>> 3) Mimes do stupid and annoying hand and body motions and try to pass it
off as
>> art.  - Now, if they really wereclimbing a mountain in a windstorm, that
would
>> be entertaining. There isalso the chance that they would be blown off the
>> mountain. One less mime. Conclusion - Waving your hands around like a fan
dancer
>> with the DTs and calling it art sucks ass.
>>
>> 4) Mime bother people on the street and occasionally employ annoying
props
>> (whistles, balloons, etc.). - Conclusion: Annoying innocent bystanders
with loud
>> sounds and second-rate entertainment sucks ass.
>>
>> There you have it, my friend. In a nutshell, the reasons why mime sucks
ass.
>>
>
>Loved it !!!
>
>> ROFLAO
>
>>>>>>Okay, pretty good documentation but is it a documentation of opinion
or fact.
>
><G>
>
>I look forward to reading your other posts, but please remember to
documentate.
><G>
>Carlene

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