-Caveat Lector-
You know, you're right! Everybody on this list is blind to the truth! They
have to all wake up and smell what they are shoveling! Let's start a new
exchange of information. Right here, right now! I propose the following
changes to the list:
1) Instead of "Caveat Lector", the list's new motto will be "Oompa Loompa
Loompidy Dee"
2) Anyone who contributes to the more than 10 times a month, now receives
the honorary title of "Cap'n"
3) All references to belly-button lint be encrypted.
4) Any conspiracies involving former tennis star Billie Jean King should be
immediately discounted
5) Discussions of the career of Leif Garret must be kept to a minimum
6) E-mails can not be sent unless the sender is dressed as a chicken
7) References to airsick donkeys must be treated reverentially
8) If you have beaten an Avon lady to death with her own makeup kit...we
want you!!!
9) If you have had phone sex with you loved one, only to find out that the
person on the other end was former jazz great Azar Lawrence, don't come
crying to us!
10) Projectile vomiting onto girl scouts is grounds for immediate dismissal
from the list. Punishment will be no less severe even if you only vomit into
their cookies.
Thank you
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Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector.
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