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Focus: Britons in bed
http://www.observer.co.uk/sex/story/0,12550,887253,00.html


An A-Z of the British and sex

As a law banning sex in public was unveiled this week, Tom Templeton and
Tom Reilly celebrate our quirky relationship with sex

Sunday February 2, 2003
The Observer

AFFAIRS: New research shows that up to 55 per cent of married people
have had an affair. Of husbands, 6 per cent admitted having sex with
someone outside their marriage in the past year.

ANN SUMMERS: The sex shop for women last year sold more than one
million vibrators in the UK.

BONKBUSTER: Was officially recognised as a word by the OED in June 2002,
for books which have plenty of sex.

BUSINESS SUITS: Only 15 per cent of Britons said their ideal partner in a
fantasy love tryst would wear a business suit.

CARRY ON FILMS: Ensuring the double entendre's place at the heart of
British humour, a total of 30 Carry On films were made.

CONDOMS: The oldest condoms, made from fish and animal intestines,
were found in Dudley Castle. Dating back to 1640, they were used to
prevent the transmission of infections during the Civil War. Mass- produced
condoms first appeared in 1844, when Charles Goodyear patented the
vulcanisation of rubber. Originally they were reusable.

DIET: Women think what they eat is more important to their personal
wellbeing than their sex life. Seventy- nine per cent said their diet was the
key to their happiness, according to Mori.

DUKE OF WELLINGTON: The duke's sexual prowess featured in the memoirs
of the high-class courtesan Harriette Wilson. The book, published to huge
demand, opened with the line: 'I shall not say why and how I became, at
the age of 15, the mistress of the Earl of Craven.'

EDUCATION: The first statutory requirement of sex education came with
the 1995 Education Act. This called for lessons to cover HIV/Aids and
sexual diseases while, letting parents remove their children from the
lessons.

FANTASY: Seventy-nine per cent of Britons' favourite sexual fantasies are
having sex with a celebrity. Brad Pitt is the most popular male, Kylie
Minogue the most popular woman.

FILMS: The number of 'R18' titles - pornography allowed for sale only in
licensed sex shops - passed annually by the censor has increased 1,250 per
cent since the rating was created in 1986.

GERONTOPHILIA: In UK nursing homes, 17 per cent of people aged over 85
reported sexual interest but no activity because of insufficient privacy.

HENRY VIII: In 1533, he pressured Parliament into passing a law against 'the
abominable vice of buggery committed with man or beast'. Convicts were
condemned to death. The death penalty stayed on the books until 1861.

HOMOSEXUALITY: Became legal in 1967 in England and Wales, although
Scotland had to wait until 1980 and Ulster 1982.

IMPOTENCE: It is believed that smoking is responsible for impotence in
120,000 men in the UK aged between 30 and 49.

INFIDELITY: One woman in six cheats at least once in a relationship - more
than 10 per cent higher than the figure for men.

JELLY: West Country sales of the popular lubricant KY Jelly increased by
300 per cent just before the total solar eclipse of 1999.

JENNA JAMESON: The American porn star brings up 294,000 websites
through google.co.uk.

K AMA SUTRA: Was first translated into English by Sir Richard Burton in
1876. In 1883 he published the book anonymously, though it remained
illegal until 1963. It would take the average UK couple three and a half
years to try everyone of the 529 positions described in the book.

LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER: D. H. Lawrence's novel was banned from
publication in the UK from 1927 to 1960. The Times asked of the failed trial
in 1960: 'Why has the prosecution not matched the defence bishop for
bishop and don for don?' The answer: because they couldn't find any who'd
agree to be witnesses.

LESBIANISM: In a 2000 survey, some 2.6 per cent of women had had sex
with another woman in the preceding five years, and 4.9 per cent had had
a female partner.

MASTURBATION: As late as 1936, Holt's Diseases of Infancy and Childhood
was not averse to recommending circumcision or cauterisation of the
clitoris as a cure for masturbation in girls.

NORTHERN IRELAND: The only area in the UK where anal sex amongst
consenting adults remains illegal is for women in Northern Ireland.

OBSCENITY: According to the Obscene Publications Act, it is illegal to
publish material that 'tends to deprave or corrupt persons who are likely
to read, see or hear it'. It is up to juries to decide what is obscene.

ORAL CONTRACEPTION: First available in the UK in 1961, the Pill is now
used by 3.5 million women between 16 and 49, more than a quarter of
women in this age group.

PHILIP LARKIN: Wrote of British sexuality: 'Sexual intercourse began/In
nineteen sixty-three/(Which was rather late for me)/Between the end of
the Chatterley ban/ And the Beatles' first LP.'

QUEEN VICTORIA: Britain's longest serving monarch is reputed to have been
unable to comprehend the notion of lesbianism, thus allowing it to remain
legal while prohibiting male homosexuality.

QUICKIE: According to research from the 1960s, men averaged only 11
seconds before ejaculating during sex. Today this has risen to a massive 15
minutes.

RAMPANT RABBIT: Name of the most popular vibrator. Last year 150,000
were recalled by Ann Summers in the 'interests of public safety'.

RED LIGHT DISTRICT: In the UK, one in 23 men has paid for sex (The
National Survey of Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyles 2000). The figure rises to
one in 11 in London. Married men aged 20-35 make up the majority of
those buying sex in 'red light areas', says Barnado's.

SATISFACTION: Britain (like Germany) has a rating of sexual satisfaction
equal to the European average. Italy and France are lower, but rates are
notably higher in the Netherlands and Switzerland.

SYPHILIS: A major killer in Victorian times, the disease is on the increase.
In 1995 there were 136 cases, but in 2000 the figure had jumped to 333.

TEENAGE PREGNANCIES: The UK has the highest number of unmarried
teenage mothers in the world, with an annual total of about 93,000.

U NPROTECTED SEX: 18-20 year-olds take most sexual health risks. Nearly
half this age group admitted to having had sex without a condom with a
new partner during the past 12 months.

UNSEXED: Twenty-nine per cent of us are virgins when we marry.

VENEREAL DISEASE: In 1896, for every 1,000 soldiers stationed in India, there
were 522 cases of sexual transmitted diseases. One adult in 10 has had a
sexually transmitted infection.

VIOLENCE: In a 1999-2000 public consultation, the film censors were told
they should not intervene with adult consumption of sex in mainstream
films, except when scenes combined sex and severe violence.

WEB: The UK residential 'Adult Web Usage' market is the second largest in
Europe (after Germany), accounting for 24 per cent of the European
spend, with £316m annually.

OSCAR WILDE: Once said of sex: 'For fascinating women, sex is a challenge;
for others, it is merely a defence.'

X-RATED: In 1916 ,the British Board of Film Classification's president T. P.
O'Connor laid down 43 grounds for deletion of scenes. 'Excessively
passionate love scenes' and 'men and women in bed together' rub
shoulders with 'the effects of vitriol throwing' and 'subjects dealing with
White Slave traffic'.

YEARLY AVERAGE: Britons have sex an average of 149 times a year. This
places us fifth, behind France, Holland, Denmark and Canada.

ZOOPHILIA: The latest case of bestiality saw Stephen Hall, 23, sent to
prison for six months for buggering a goat.

ZZZZZ: One woman in three is too tired to have sex, but more than half lie
awake at night because of stress.

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