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Mt.Nebo: http://news.excite.com/photo/img/r/jordan/millennium/19991110/amm01
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EDITOR'S NOTE: For my 50th, my sister Barbi gave me a Joe Weider Jump Rope
[now I can get rid of those bulky bikes & exercise machines]; and an alien
yoyo [is that an insinuation?] Mom gave me a clever little mindcontrol toy.
The package says: 32 FIGURES FLASHING UFO with 5 LED Lights. Item # WH9896.
"HOW TO PLAY: Plug the gear strip into the gear entrance until reach the
handle. Jerk the gear strip in one breath. The internal mechanism will
rot-ate with high speed. Leave the UFO on any surface and 32 sparkling
figures will show out one after another continuously during the UFO
spinning." So I
follow orders, start it up, the flashing-light patterns wash over me and...
<bzzt><bzzt> Damn implant. Now I feel a need to build a pyramid. NOW! --Ric
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# The Biggest Treachery of All Time Revealed!: Reports the Raelian Religion.
MIAMI. For a week now, a revolutionary, controversial commercial has shown
the book "The True Face of God" to Americans via TV. This book exposes the
biggest treachery in the history of mankind & challenges everything we've
ever believed. RAEL, the Prophet of the new Millennium, reveals that there
is neither an all-mighty God sitting on a cloud nor evolution saying that
our grandfather was a monkey. We were created scientifically by people
like us living on another planet; they made us in their image after their
likeness. They want to come back & help us. Are we ready to welcome them?
At what cost? http://news.excite.com/news/pr/991112/raelian-religion
: Are your ready fot the Elohim to return & take charge? Are you working to
get them here? Are you leaving bait out? What will tempt them? How much???
@ Is it the fog, the roiling sea? Those castle turrets? Why are the
British so good at creating fantasy worlds like Harry Potter's?
http://www.thenewrepublic.com/magazines/tnr/112299/siegel112299.html
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# US BLASTED 990 FROM SKY. (NewsHawk) EgyptAir flight 990 was INTENTIONALLY
DESTROYED by the U.S. Navy. The Boeing 767 jet was hit TWICE: with a par-
ticle beam, by pro-New World Order Navy factions in control of the Montauk
Pt. clandestine underground base; then finished off with a missile that
blew the tail off the jet. http://sightings.com/politics5/990new.htm
: Were you part of the EA990 operation? Did you aim the particle beam or the
missile? Do you prefer particle beams or missile, or are they both useful?
@ Everybody knows that secret cabals <http://www.conspire.com/skeptic.html>
are controlling our minds with microwave radiation [the slimey alien SOBs]
<http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jeffrey/loons/conspiracy/microwave.html> and that,
furthermore, there's only *ONE* way to protect yourself: tin-foil hats.
http://members.tripod.com/~zoam/afdb.html After you're fully insulated,
get more vital information at: http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Wackos/
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@ The brain is too clever for us. Knowledge of the mind is not the same as
understanding. I ONCE had a patient who believed his next-door neighbours,
an immigrant couple from Jamaica, had an electronic thought-scanner. He
believed that they aimed this powerful instrument at him day & night so
that they might read his thoughts. He tried to dissuade them from using
their machine by banging on their walls and shouting abuse at them.
www.booksonline.co.uk/booksol?ac=002114200742763&pg=/99/11/13/bobran13.html
: Do you shout abuse at those who read your mind? Do they pay any attention?
Do you use thought-scanners on others? Do they know? Have they attacked yet?
# Spanish chess players get drug test - concern over ginseng usage:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562094292-e3d
: But are contestants checked for alien implants, psi ability, humanness? Do
you play chess with wired, ginkgo-swilling Reptilioids? Is it fair? Are you?
# Defence Min. To Open UK 'X-Files': http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/britx.htm
# Bauers & The Lizard Man Of FEMA: http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/femaman.htm
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# Hubble Space Telescope Failure Halts Science Work. CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.
(Reuters) NASA's Hubble Space Telescope suffered a system failure over
the weekend that will leave it unable to transmit any pictures to Earth
until the next, much-delayed, space shuttle mission. Wow, like, maximum
bummer: http://news.excite.com/news/r/991116/02/science-space-telescope
: What are they hiding now? Does this let the alien invasion fleet creep in
undetected? Is the mothership disgorging landing shuttles at this moment??
# Japan satellite blows - engineers responsible for failure will suicide:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562093059-331
# China may launch unmanned spacecraft - US may shoot it down - maybe:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562088209-e50
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# Salt may damage sexually-explicit temple. KONARK, India (AP) The 700-year-
old Sun Temple emerged from a recent supercyclone mostly unharmed, but the
famed monument now faces a more insidious threat - salt. The storm's 155
mph winds stripped away much of the surrounding forest, planted by kings
over centuries, leaving the stone temple vulnerable to salty sea winds.
The Sun temple was conceived as a chariot for the sun god, Surya, with 7
mighty stone horses hauling the temple, whose 24 intricately carved wheels
are often depicted on postcards. Thousands of erotic sculptures adorn the
base of the structure, which is protected as a U.N. World Heritage Site.
See http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562087777-538
: Did fundy jeezoid wizards or their CIA weather-control minions direct the
path of the storm to destroy this ancient monument to erotic power? Will the
Xian mindfuckers stop at NOTHING to achieve total world domination by sexual
repression? If they're got your pecker in their pocket, will your heart and
mind follow? Will the release of orgone energy free us? Do they know this??
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# Wichita to ban public nudity: But kids under 10 may prance naked outdoors:
www.wichitaeagle.com/news/local/community/wichita/docs/council1116_txt.htm
: Is this age discrimination; discrimination against Pagans; an attempt to
keep aliens from revealing their presence; more fundy jeezoid hoo-hah???
# UNREAL IMAGES - Average US Model: 5-10, 107 lbs... Average US Woman:
5-4, 143 lbs - http://cnn.com/HEALTH/9911/14/girls.weight/index.html
: Are you programmed to desire/be an unattainable physical type? Do aliens
implant these images for control, evolution, entertainment, profit, ritual?
# Sexism after communism explored - "rampant sex bias" under capitalism:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562093295-577
# Soccer And Mortgage on Italians' Minds During Sex:
http://news.excite.com/news/r/991115/11/odd-italy-sex
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"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because
I hate plants." --A.Whitney Brown
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