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urine therapy
Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well. (The
Book of Proverbs 5:15)

Urine therapy refers to one of several uses of urine to prevent or cure
sickness, to enhance beauty or to cleanse one's bowels. Most devotees drink
the midstream of their morning urine. Some prefer it straight and steaming
hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit. Some prefer a couple of
urine drops mixed with a tablespoon of water applied sublingually several
times a day. Hip New Agers no doubt prefer to take their dose with their
evening salad tossed with Piss & Vinegar dressing, available at alternative
specialty shops. Some wash themselves in their own golden fluid to improve
their skin quality. Many modern Japanese women are said to engage in urine
bathing. The truly daring use their own urine as an enema. Urine is not quite
the breakfast of champions, but it is the elixir of choice of a number of
holy men in India where drinking urine has been practiced for thousands of
years. The drink is also the preferred pick-me-up for a growing number of
naturopaths and other advocates of  "nature cures."  The main attractions of
this ultimate home brew are its cost, availability and portability. It is
much cheaper than that other "water of life," whisky (uisge beatha), which
also has been hailed for its medicinal qualities. Unlike whisky, however,
urine is always available, everyone carries a supply at all times, and, for
most people, there are no intoxicating side effects. Furthermore, the urge to
overindulge is almost absent when drinking urine.  The same can't be said for
good single malt such as Highland Park or a good whiskey such as Black Bush.

Many advocates claim that urine is a panacea. There is practically nothing it
won't cure. Urine is said to be effective against the flu, the common cold,
broken bones, toothache, dry skin, psoriasis and all other skin problems. It
is said to deter aging and is helpful with AIDS, allergies,  animal  and
snake bites,  asthma, heart disease, hypertension, burns, cancer, chemical
intoxication, chicken pox, enteritis, constipation,  and pneumonia. Urine is
said to be effective against dysentery, edema, eczema, eye irritation,
fatigue, fever, gonorrhea, gout, bloody urine, small pox, immunological
disorders, infections, infertility, baldness,  insomnia, jaundice, hepatitis,
Kaposi's sarcoma, leprosy, lymphatic disorder,  urticaria, morning sickness,
hangover, obesity, papilloma virus,  parasitoses, gastric ulcer,  rheumatism,
 birth marks, stroke, congestion, lumbago, typhus, gastritis, depression,
cold sore, tuberculosis,  tetanus, Parkinson's disease, foot fungus, diabetes
and other endocrine related diseases. Some enthusiasts see urine therapy as a
divine manifestation of cosmic intelligence. They use urine to unleash their
kundalini, sending it straight into the third eye, bringing instant
enlightenment.

With such wondrous properties, it is amazing that science bothered developing
medicine when it had the key to good health already in the bottle, so to
speak. Each of us is a walking pharmacopoeia. Homer Smith (Man and His Gods)
once wrote that "man is a machine for turning wine into urine." Little did he
know that man is a machine for turning just about anything into a medicinal
tonic.

Despite the claims by authors of books on urine therapy, the scientific
evidence which would recommend that we all start drinking our own urine is
piss poor. According to urninophiles, the medical establishment has conspired
to keep us ignorant of the wonder drug we all carry in our bladders. One
self-proclaimed expert on the subject claims

...the medical community has already been aware of [urine's] astounding
efficacy for decades, and yet none of us has ever been told about it. Why?
Maybe they think it's too controversial. Or maybe, more accurately, there
wasn't any monetary reward for telling people what scientists know about one
of the most extraordinary natural healing elements in the world.*

This is a common argument from defenders of alternative therapies: the greed
of medical doctors leads them to conspire against chiropractors, chelation
therapists, etc. The evidence for this conspiracy wouldn't fill a specimen
beaker. Part of the alleged conspiracy to keep us ignorant of the wonders of
our own wee wee is the fact that many people think urine is poisonous. Urine
is generally not toxic and you will not die of uremic poisoning if you start
your day off with a cup of your own golden fluid. However, it hardly seems
fair to blame the medical establishment for the general public's ignorance on
this matter. In any case, just because something is not toxic does not mean
it is good for you. Hair is not toxic, either, and even though it might be a
good source of fiber, it is generally not desirable to put hair in food.

Furthermore, while it is true that some of the constituents of urine are
being used and tested for their potential or actual therapeutic value, it
does not follow that drinking one's urine is therapeutic. It may be
discovered that one of the chemicals in human urine is effective for fighting
cancer. However,  drinking one's own urine is not likely going to supply
enough of any cancer fighting substance to do any good. It is also true that
some of the substances in urine are good for you. For example, if you are
ingesting more vitamin C (a water soluble vitamin) than your body needs or
can process, you will excrete it in your urine. It doesn't follow that
drinking your urine is a good way to get vitamin C into your body. An orange
or a tablet might be preferable. However, if you are urinating excess vitamin
C, what do you think your body will do with the vitamin C you ingest with
your urine? If you guessed that it would get rid of it, you guessed right.
The reason your urine contains vitamins and minerals is because your body
didn't need them or couldn't use them. You might as well pour water into a
full glass as reuptake your excess vitamins and minerals. Even urea, which
can be toxic in very high doses, occurs in such minute quantities in the
average person's urine that there is very little chance of  poisoning from
drinking one's own urine.

The origin of this unusual practice seems to be in certain religious rites
among Hindus, where it is called amaroli in tantric religious traditions. The
tantric tradition is known for its flouting of conventional behavior as a
means of establishing the moral superiority of its practitioners. It is also
possible that this practice is related to superstitions based on sympathetic
magic. Since urine is emitted from the same bodily organ used in sex, perhaps
it was thought that by drinking one's urine one was swallowing some sort of
sexual energizer. In any case,   it is unlikely that Indians some 4,000 years
ago had scientific reasons for drinking their own urine.

Another rather unscientific notion which seems to be accepted by urinophiles
is that urine is really blood, since it is the byproduct of blood filtering
by the kidneys. It is unlikely that if you need a blood transfusion that
urine will work just as well.

Another misleading claim being made by urninophiles is that amniotic fluid is
nothing but urine: fetal urine. If it is good for the fetus, it should be
good for all of us. Here is what urine expert Martha Christy has to say on
the subject:

. . . the amniotic fluid that surrounds human infants in the womb is
primarily urine. Actually, the infant "breathes in" urine-filled amniotic
fluid continually, and without this fluid, the lungs don't develop. Doctors
also believe that the softness of baby skin and the ability of in-utero
infants to heal quickly without scarring after pre-birth surgery is due to
the therapeutic properties of the urine-filled amniotic fluid.

Some of the chemicals found in amniotic fluid are not going to be found in
most urine samples. It is misleading, to say the least, to claim that
amniotic fluid is "primarily" urine. It would be more accurate to say that
they are both primarily water. I don't know what doctors she is talking
about, but most parents will tell you that when their babies came out of the
womb their skin was anything but beautiful. Comparisons to wrinkly prunes are
quite common. So is comparison to one's skin after being in the swimming pool
for a long time. The baby's skin becomes soft only after it has been out of
its liquid environment for some time. There is a reason for that, according
to Kim Kelly, a naturopathic doctor and nurse from Seattle. Newborns don't
produce oil from their sebaceous glands until several weeks after their
birth, which is why they often appear to have dry, flaky skin. Rather than
amniotic fluid contributing to soft skin, according to Kelly, babies in the
womb are protected by vernix, a creamy substance that serves as a barrier
between the baby and the amniotic fluid. So, unless your urine is full of
vernix, using it as a skin lotion is unlikely to work as a moisturizer.

What is urine? Urine is usually yellow or clear, depending upon a person's
health and diet. It usually has an ammonia-like odor due to the nitrogenous
wastes that make up about 5% of the fluid (the remaining 95% is water). It is
a slightly acidic fluid which carries waste from the kidneys to the outside
world. The kidneys have millions of nephrons which filter toxins, waste,
ingested water and mineral salts out of the bloodstream. The kidneys regulate
blood acidity by excreting excessive alkaline salts when necessary. The chief
constituent of the nitrogenous wastes in urine is urea, a product of protein
decomposition. Urea is, among other things, a diuretic. Average adult urine
production is from one to two quarts a day. The bladder, where urine is
stored for discharge, holds on average about 16-20 ounces of fluid, though
the average discharge is about half that amount. In addition to uric acid,
ammonia and creatine, urine consists of many other waste products in minute
quantities.

Being a waste product does not mean that a substance is toxic or harmful. It
means that the body cannot absorb the substance at the present time. We might
think of many of urine's constituents as if they were leftovers from a meal.
We could throw the excess food away or we could eat it later after diluting
it substantially with water and putting it in the blender. With urine,
unfortunately, we cannot ingest waste products in the form they had when
first ingested.

For most people most of the time, one's own urine is not likely to be
harmful. However, it is not likely to be healthful or useful except for those
rare occasions when one is buried beneath a building or lost at sea for a
week or two. In such situations drinking one's own urine might be the
difference between life and death. As a daily tonic, there are much tastier
ways to introduce healthful products into one's blood stream.

Also, unfortunately not everybody can just jump right in and start drinking
their own urine without negative side effects. The Chinese Association of
Urine Therapy warns that

Common symptoms include diarrhea, itch, pain, fatigue, soreness of the
shoulder,  fever, etc. These symptoms appear more frequently in patients
suffering long term or  more serious illnesses, and symptoms may repeat
several times. Each episode may last  3-7 days, but sometimes it may last one
month, or even worse over 6 months. It is a  pity that many give up urine
therapy because of such bad episode [sic]. Recovery reaction  is just like
the darkness before sunrise. If one persists and overcomes the difficulty,
one can enjoy the eventual happiness of healthy life.

These same people advise that "All kinds of throat inflammation can be helped
by gargling with urine to which a bit of saffron has been added" and
"drinking one ounce of urine . . . is more beneficial to the average person
than a fully staffed multi-billion dollar medical center." I was unable to
find their evidence for these claims. Perhaps the evidence was produced at
the First World Conference on Urine Therapy which took place in India In
February 1996. Or maybe it came up in 1998 during the Second World Conference
on Urine Therapy held in Germany.

Why do alternative therapies such as urine therapy become popular? Probably
the main reason is that they seem to work. For any popular alternative
therapy, there will always be a good number of testimonials from people who
know they work. They know this because they have tried it and it "helped" or
"cured" them of some malady. It does little good to point out to true
believers that most of their ailments would have cured themselves and gone
away had they done nothing at all to treat themselves. One's tooth pain or
facial pimples may have gone away after drinking a cup of one's golden fluid,
but that is not strong evidence that there was any causal connection between
two events. (See the post hoc fallacy.) Likewise, you are not likely to
dissuade a true believer by noting that many diseases go into remission for
unknown reasons and that just because the remission occurred after drinking
urine for a month, does not mean there is any causal connection. And you
waste your breath trying to get a true believer to consider the possibility
that to begin with they were misdiagnosed by their alternative practitioner.
Thus they were never cured because there was never anything wrong with them.

Probably the most common reason for the "effectiveness" of alternative
therapies is the placebo effect. Many maladies have a behavioral component,
often connected to the subjective evaluation of one's pain. Belief affects
behavior and behavior affects the body. Hence, if one believes in a therapy,
it is often the case that one will feel better, or think one feels better and
act as if one is better, even though there is no objective evidence in the
form of urine or blood tests, x-rays, etc., which would prove that one is
better. Furthermore, acting in a healthy way could cause objective,
measurable improvements. In such cases, it would be misleading to say that
the therapy was useless. However, it was not the therapy as such that led to
improvement, but one's belief in the therapy. Some might say, what difference
does it make since a cure is a cure? It might make all the difference in the
world. First, there may not have been a cure after all. Just because one's
mood improves does not mean one has been cured. Secondly, there might be a
better therapy one is avoiding by using the "alternative" therapy. Thirdly,
the relief might be temporary, while the better therapy might produce
permanent or long-term relief. Fourthly, for those who are not helped by the
alternative therapy, there might be grave consequences which could have been
avoided had they been properly treated in the first place.

Finally, many people who use "alternative" therapies, use them in conjunction
with traditional scientific medicine. They give credit to the "alternative"
therapy if they improve and blame traditional medicine if they do not.

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