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@ BadAttitude.Com: http://www.blowthedotoutyourass.com/
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# EARTH IS ON THE BRINK OF A DEVASTATING FLOOD! PARIS -- The world is on the
verge of a great flood that will be almost as devastating as the one that
covered the Earth in the days of Noah! That's the terrifying conclusion of
French, US and UK researchers -- the deluge could kill 200 million people
within the next 50 years. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1841.html
# Record Rains Snarl Southern California...04/18/00
http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0418record.htm
# 3 Die During Cloud-Seeding Mission...04/18/00
http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0418cloudseeding.htm
# Californians May Soon Drink Recycled Toilet Water...04/18/00
http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0418californians.htm
# Mexico Declares Drought Emergency...04/18/00
http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0418mexico.htm
: Have you worked/prayed/hoped for any climate catastrophes lately? Are you
prepared for the upcoming devastation? D'ya prefer droughts, floods, hurri-
canes, tornadoes, ice-ages, global warming, me? Does weather stimulate you?
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# Universal Festival Calendar for May, 2000. The Grand Planetary Alignment
of May 2-5 is the most momentous astral event since the Grand Cross form-
ations of August, 1999. It is also the moment of cosmic birth at the end
of the gestation period that began last summer. The moment of fruition is
at hand. Rejoice!! http://www.spiritweb.org/News/2000/14/955291358.html
# Planetary Alignment - World Healing Day. The night of May 4, 2000, will be
the eve of one of the most exciting, powerful and transformative celestial
events of our millennium. http://www.thewildrose.net/planetary_lineup.html
# Enlightenment, Working in Trust - channeled message from Ascended Master
Tai Ling: http://www.spiritweb.org/Spirit/mirrors-eternity3-belsey.html
# COPS ACCUSE TWO OF ILLEGAL HEAD SURGERY- drilling holes without a license:
http://apbnews.com/newscenter/breakingnews/2000/04/14/holehead0414_01.html
@ INTERNATIONAL TREPANATION ADVOCACY GROUP: http://www.trepan.com/ [accused]
: Have you had your head drilled lately? Should you? If you don't have help,
will you do it yourself? Will you achieve harmony with the cosmos? Will all
the galactic vibes flow freely in and out of your cerebellum? Not too messy?
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# Crocodile Temple Uncovered. (Discovery) New light has been shed on
the ancient Egyptian town of Crocodilopolis, where the crocodile god
Sobek was worshipped. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9698442
# Ancient Dirty Pottery Key To Iroquoian Origin. The last thing most people
want is food-encrusted pots, but burnt-on, crusty old food may be a key to
the origins of the Iroquois. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9697644
# Museum to unveil hidden treasures. (BBC) The Natural History Museum in
London is to show millions of rare and gruesome-looking specimens for the
first time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_717000/717674.stm
: What's your favorite specimen? D'ya worship crocodiles, pottery, museums,
aliens, robots, me? Does crocodile worship show mankind's long-term subju-
gation by the Reptilioids? When will we ever break free of their domination?
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# Tribal whale hunt begins in Washington - but fail to kill whale in
rituals: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565793109-f16
# Church anger at 'callous' web sale: www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9698976
# Never on Monday? Sports vs. church - Monday night sports interfere with
Mormon ritual: http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,160008443,00.html
# NO FOREIGNERS TO BE CRUCIFIED. Cutud, San Fernando, Pampanga, Philippines.
Foreigners are no longer welcome as participants in the Good Friday cruci-
fixion reenactment this year in this lahar ravaged southwestern Pampanga
village. But they are still most welcome as guests and onlookers.
http://www.manilatimes.net/2000/apr/16/provincial/20000416pro2.html
: What's your favorite religious ritual? Have you hunted/sold/crucified any-
one lately? Do voices in your head guide your religious activities? Loudly?
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# Tetris takes over tower block http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9697749
video: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/715000/video/_718009_tetris_vi.ram
@ Delft Tetris: http://etv.et.tudelft.nl/commissies/lustrum/english.html
@ Tech House Tetris: http://bastilleweb.techhouse.org/
@ Tetris corporate homepage: http://www.tetris.com/
# Military fears over PlayStation2 - wargames of mass destruction:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_716000/716237.stm
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/20000418/A9984-2000Apr17.html
# Nintendo to hand out gaming gloves - next: total body envelopment:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_671000/671601.stm
# Pamela takes on Lara - Pam Anderson reconstructed as cyberbabe:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_667000/667484.stm
: What are your favorite videogames, wargames, cyberbabes, simulations? Are
you a simulation/cyberbabe/robot? How can we tell? Have you ever been chal-
lenged to prove your humanity? Can you pass the Turing Test? Have you tried?
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# PHEROMONES MIGHT ACCELERATE GIRLS' PUBERTY. Pheromones -- odors that men
and women send out -- may be powerful sexual attractants. Here is a study
that seems to point out another effect -- girls living with an unrelated
adult male might mature earlier than girls living with their biological
father. http://healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=31902
# Bowie's Wife Iman Conceived in Most Peculiar Way. LONDON (Reuters) Like
the lyrics of his smash hit Space Oddity, veteran rock star David Bowie
& his wife Iman have turned to most peculiar ways this time to conceive
their unborn child. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000418/11/odd-bowie
# An Elephant Birth on the Internet. ZURICH (Reuters) Zurich's zoo will
broadcast an elephant birth live on the Net when Ceyla-Himali calves
next month: http://news.excite.com/news/r/000418/11/odd-elephant
: Do you conceive/reproduce in manners usual for humans/aliens/elephants/me?
Have you chemically/surgically/electronically/spiritually/socially altered
your reproductive processes lately? Do you reproduce in public? On the Net?
# MEN'S & WOMEN'S SEX CLOCKS DON'T KEEP THE SAME TIME!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1843.html
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