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@ Lunar Hitchhiker's Guide: http://www.shallowsky.com/moon/hitchhiker.html
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# STONEHENGE OR BUST! UFOs north of Reno, Nevada? How can we tell? Geologic
hoodoos; crustal anomalies; energy vampires? Strange rock constructions;
monolith; intense magnetism. No UFO/alien/conspiracy/Sasquatch activity
seen. Opium den; Alaska Cedar grove in Oregon; Sasquatch spoor! Protosimi-
ans & reptoids; multinational'shroomers; BioWar! 'Shroomers; crop circles;
Stonehenge; Rajneeshpuram. Time travel takes too long; motorcycles & mind-
control. Anomalous clouds; unnatural speed; I CAN'T STAND IT! Alien dung-
heaps! Accosted by govt agent! Escaped! Weather- & mind-control; feline
violence! Surveillance; sabotage; The Perfection Game. Terraces of ancient
civilizations or alien manifestations? Postmodernism; US Navy Centroid
Facility; icy lava caves. Fractional gospel missions? Oregon Vortex, House
of Mystery. Yeti urine? Surveillance impeded? Wasted meat? Area 101; ETs?
PRELIMINARY DRAFT: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/adventure/may2k/may2k2.htm
: Have you overturned/replicated/approached any ancient megaliths lately? Is
your psychic energy constantly drained by vampires/aliens/agents/scientists/
me? What do you do with mushrooms? What do mushrooms do with you? How often?
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# Meteorite find excites scientists. OTTAWA Traces of the chemical building
blocks of the solar system -and of humanity itself - may well be preserved
inside hundreds of pieces of a rare meteorite recovered recently from the
ice surface of a Yukon lake. http://alienzoo.com/news/y/200006020004.cfm
# Meteorite bits recovered: http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200006010005.cfm
@ Life On The Sun? Before you dismiss this as complete rubbish, consider one
fundamental truth: life is, in essence, a manifestation of negentropy.
http://www.erasmatazz.com/library/Miscellania/Life%20and%20Negentroy.html
# Dinosaur theory gets big blast;Milwaukee scientists point to site as proof
asteroid wiped out creatures: http://alienzoo.com/news/n/200006020003.cfm
: Have you discovered/originated/eliminated any fertile environments lately?
D'ya prefer entropy, negentropy, allotropy, eigentropy? Would'ya rather live
in/or/under/above Earth, Sol, Luna, Mars, Zeta Reticula, Oz, Barsoom, Hades?
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# BIBLE PREDICTS STORMIEST SUMMER IN HISTORY! TULSA, OK -- This summer will
be the stormiest in the history of the world,with hurricanes, earthquakes,
floods, meteorites and grapefruit-size hail bringing death and despair to
millions -- and it's all foretold in the Bible, theologians say! Jehovah
wants to kill us all: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1938.html
@ It's your chance to date Jesus! <http://www.jesus.com/> Ok, maybe He's not
really Jesus, but he does have "a lean swimmer's body and a six-pack". You
can even win a chance to shower with Him! <http://jesus.com/shower/> He
even provides a Frequently Asked Questions <http://www.jesus.com/faq.html>
document, which answers the immortal question, "Do you know that you are
going to go to Hell?" <http://www.jesus.com/faq.html#11> For more on your
salvation etc, see http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Religion/ - or else.
: Have you stormed/dated/fucked/cleansed any deities lately? Do they mean to
do us harm/good/nothing/anything? Who are your favorite deities? Have they
done anything notable to/for you? Do they answer Frequently Asked Questions?
@ DOES THE ANTI-CHRIST LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES? Do you?
http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/apocult.html#chocchip
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# Man Admits To Sending Ghosts To Attack Girls. NAIROBI, Kenya (Reuters) --
A businessman has confessed to sending ghosts to attack schoolgirls in
eastern Kenya. The unnamed businessman was arrested over the weekend after
the pupils of Itokela Girls Secondary School marched to the district
commissioner's office to protest against an invasion of ghosts at the
school. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000605/12/odd-kenya-ghosts
# UFO BLASTS RUSSIAN JET OUT OF THE SKY! MOSCOW -- A saucer-shaped UFO
blasted a MiG-29 out of the sky with a laser ray on April 8 in one of the
most terrifying close encounters ever! Dramatic photographs clearly show
the sophisticated jet approaching the starship after it appeared unannoun-
ced in Russian airspace. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1939.html
: Would you rather be attacked by ghosts, girls, UFOs, MiGs, Republicans/
Reptilioids, robots, BillGates, me? Have you utilized paranormal means to
attack anyone lately? Did they deserve it? Do you attack often? Where? Why?
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# Doc Wants To Transplant Human Heads Soon. (ABC) A doctor who has performed
head transplants in monkeys wants to do the same procedure in humans.He is
interested in seeing how brains work in different bodies.Would you like to
have a brand new body?One that would make you more competitive in the sex-
ual marketplace? Allow you (if you're currently shortish) to reverse dunk
a basketball? Or perchance feel strong and confident in the event of a
sneak physical challenge? http://www.sightings.com/general/heads.htm
# Reincarnation guru unworried by skeptics. People now gone and bodies long
buried, but souls, Brian Weiss would say, that could be here still - clad,
perhaps, in the trim, broad-shouldered body of the bellhop at the front
desk or the slender figure of the harpist in the lobby. 20 years ago, the
Yale-trained psychiatrist would have called that notion hooey. That was
before a patient named Catherine went farther than Weiss intended under
hypnosis, back to what seemed to be a long-ago lifetime in the Near East.
You are getting sleepy... http://www.alienzoo.com/news/p/200006020001.cfm
: Would you like to live forever? Would you rather live forever in your own
or someone else's body? Does is matter? Whose body would you most like to
inhabit? Does anyone want to inhabit your body/brain/soul/trailer? Why not?
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# Black holes blow as well as suck. Astronomers have seen a giant black hole
blowing huge bubbles of hot gas. The supermassive black hole resides in
what has long been considered an odd galaxy because of its unusual shape.
Galaxy NGC 4438 is in the Virgo cluster,50 million light-years from Earth.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_779000/779707.stm
@ Link - Space Telescope Science Institute: http://www.stsci.edu/
# Also - Hubble catches the Crab - orbital Lindane application urged:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_772000/772979.stm
# Chandra homes in on a black hole - other black holes run scared:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_764000/764770.stm
# Black Holes put on weight - new midlife crisis for the Universe?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_683000/683756.stm
# Hubble finds missing hydrogen - deities to be charged with abduction:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_735000/735715.stm
: Have you found/lost/created/destroyed any black holes lately? Do you like
black holes, but you wouldn't want any moving into your neighborhood? Do you
prefer astronomical phenomena that blow, suck, just lie there, ask for more?
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