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@ THRILL JUNKIES: http://newscientist.com/images/covers/nscover20000429.jpg
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# Intense UFO Activity Follows Alien Abduction. 40-year-old Elaine King, of
  Tetney Lock [near Grimsby, Lincolnshire] believes that she was transported
  from her bed to an alien space craft that was constructed entirely of a
  steel-like material. Yow. http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/et_uk01.htm

# ISRAELI UFO WAVE. Jews in Space? http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/giants.html
# Best Canadian UFOs Of 1999: http://www.planet.eon.net/~kijek/page21.html
# Possible Animal Mutilation in Maryland? http://www.caus.org/pn050200.htm

# NEW EARLY 2000 CROP CIRCLE FORMATIONS APPEARING IN ENGLAND:
  http://cropcircleconnector.com/2000/2000.html
  http://194.200.2.248/~paul/search.cgi?d=x&y00&m=any&c=UK
# NEW CROP FORMATIONS ALSO REPORTED IN SPAIN, HOLLAND, USA:
  http://cropcircleconnector.com/inter2000/inter2000.html
  http://194.200.2.248/~paul/search.cgi?d=x&y00&c=any

: Do you like to abduct humans? Is it easy to lure them into your UFO? Are
they suckers for bright lights, implants, hot alien sex? When you've probed
them enough, d'ya mutilate some animals, cut some crop circles, leave some
chemtrails? Were you sent to Earth because you're too annoying back home??
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# Eyewitness Watches Chemtrails Cover Entire Flagstaff Sky - 6 planes
  'working' the city: http://www.sightings.com/general/flag.htm
@ CHEMTRAILS'R'US: http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/conchem.html
# CHEMTRAIL BREAKTHROUGH? http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/chembreak.html
# PATHOGENIC POISON IN THE SKY! http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/upinthesky.html

@ HAARP-ELF AIR TRAVEL DANGERS. It's perfectly clear that secret ELF weapons
  & the HAARP Project in Alaska pose a grave danger to commercial jetliners
  flying anywhere in the world. In fact, these ELF/electromagnetic weapons
  systems and/or HAARP may have already been involved in air crashes which
  have cost the lives of hundreds of innocent people. 70 on Aeroperu 757:
  http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/conspire.html#haarpflight

: Does your Federal/Illuminati/Reptoid conspiracy prefer to 'prepare' humans
for harvest with chemicals, electromagnetic radiation, McFood, subliminals,
all the above? Do your satellite signals sufficiently blanket the populace?

# U.S. Lifts Ban On Private Use of GPS - now you can stalk with accuracy:
 http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/business/gps_ban_lifted_000501.html
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# Cosmologists Release 1st Images of Infant Universe. An international team
  of cosmologists has released the first detailed images of the universe in
  its infancy. The images reveal the structure that existed in the universe
  when it was a tiny fraction of its current age and 1,000 times smaller and
  hotter than it is today. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200005010007.cfm

# Going round the bend - Have physicists been looking in the wrong place for
  the source of cosmic rays? http://newscientist.com/news/news_223624.html
@ Origins of Man & the Universe: http://www.winshop.com.au/annew/barry.html
# Don't call me 'rocket scientist!' www.alienzoo.com/news/a/200005010004.cfm

: Have you mapped the universe in some detail? Are portions hidden, blocked,
censored? Have you censored any universes lately? What are you hiding? What
shouldn't we know about? Is this for our own good? Really? How can we tell?

# Earth's Big Brother- Jove Saves http://www.cosmiverse.com/space050102.html
# Earth is now hotter than at any time in recorded human history!!! Me too:
 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/UK/Environment/2000-04/hotter300400.shtml
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# Robots open path to deep blue seas - Underwater vehicles help to explore,
  develop ocean floors - should/can/will they search for sea/lake monsters
  too? Suppose they ally against us? http://www.msnbc.com/news/401070.asp
# Fossil May Be Link Between Fish and Land Animals - find was victim of
  Cold War for 25 years: http://www.cosmiverse.com/science050101.html

# Bounty put on lake monster. PENTICTON, BC - The elusive Ogopogo, Okanagan
  Lake's legendary monster, now has a $ 2- million price on its head. Local
  boosters are offering the money to anyone who can come up with scientific
  proof Canada's answer to the Loch Ness monster exists. "There has to be
  something out there" -- http://www.alienzoo.com/news/p/200005010001.cfm

: Have'ya found any interesting water creatures lately? Have they found you?
Are you an interesting water creature? Do robot submarines annoy you? Do you
beam sonic pulses at them for disruption/distortion/deception/dissimulation?
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# Microsoft to use `biometric' tools for Windows. Microsoft Corp. has agreed
  to include in future versions of its Windows operating system a type of
  software that uses "biometric" devices such as fingerprint or eye scanners
  to boost online security. http://www.msnbc.com/news/402255.asp?cp1=1

# Computers Allow Totally-Paralyzed People To Write - unable yet to help
  creationists to think: http://www.sightings.com/general/write.htm
@ The End of The Line - Domestic Surveillance and Mind Control
  Technology? http://www.west.net/~eotl/political/weapons/nsa.html

# R U Psychic? www.lineone.net/express/00/05/01/features/f0100splash-d.html
# FREE ENERGY SECRETS RELEASED http://cseti.org/position/addition/bedini.htm
# Computing at the speed of light. NASA scientists are working to solve the
  need for computer speed using light itself to accelerate calculations and
  increase data bandwidth.  http://www.cosmiverse.com/science050103.html

: Would you rather have your bioenergy monitored by computers, psychics, me?
If they/we can 'read' you,can they/we CONTROL you too? D'ya prefer y'r every
move/thought/act to be tracked by BillGates, spies, demons, UriGeller, Cher?
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# Hitler's bodily remains: http://www.feedmag.com/daily/dy042700_master.html
# Russians Fear Neo-Nazi Attempts To Clone Hitler From Skull Fragment:
# CLONING BUDDHA? India govt refuses comment: http://revelation66.pitas.com/
# Bones of Buddha lying in a casket? three bones of Buddha lying in a casket
  in strict secrecy. http://indiaexpress.com/news/regional/20000426-0.html

# STAGE WARS: Doing a play about the Third Reich, actors begin arguing about
  whether it's even a good idea or not. Even though the play is based on a
  well-presented book, putting Nazis onstage transforms it. "Like a British
  court, a play tends to the adversarial, demanding that the jury identify
  with one side." www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,215678,00.html
# Atonal: http://www.nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/artleisure/serialist-music.html

: Would you rather clone a dictator/prophet/messiah/actor/televangelist/sur-
fer/composer/me? Do you own the souls of those you clone? Is cloning a good/
evil/socialistic/fascistic/artistic process? Have you cloned many thoughts??
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"Mein Gott im Himmel," murmured Der Fuehrer, "I was commanding the immediate
 presence of Goebbels, not gerbils!" as he waded through the now chest-high
 throng of rodents, his purposeful pin-point eyes quickly regaining their
 customary expression of almost saintly Teutonic benevolence. --Andy Otes

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