"Dillyn Richardson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> would u send me the recipe for a pipe bomb
> thanks
> dillyn
It is quite trivial, oh-assistant-DA-type-lamer.
First, you need a pipe which is capped at one end. You can use almost
any kind of pipe, but definately don't use a plastic one. It has to be
metal.
In a bowl, mix two cyps of whole-wheat flour, one cup of white flour,
five tablespoons of sugar, and 2 packages of active dry yeast. Heat
1.5 cups water, 0.75 cups milk, 1/3 cup butter, and 1/3 cup of
molasses until it's about 130 degrees farenheit. While mixing on low
speed, gradually pour the ingredients into the bown of flour, sugar,
and yeast. Beat for about five minutes.
Next, beat in about half a cup of whole-wheat flour and half a cup of
white flour, and continue beating until you get a well-mixed, thick
batter.
Knead the resulting chemical product on a cutting board for about ten
minutes. Make the product into a ball and put in a large bowl, cover
the bowl, and let sit in an environment which is about 37 degrees
celcius.
About an hour later, the product will have about doubled in
size. Flatten the dough and stuff it in your pipe. Put the pipe
upright on a table or counter, cover it with a paper towel, and let it
sit for about an hour at 37 degrees celcius.
Put your pipe in a 400 degree farenheit oven and leave it in there
until the product is golden brown and sounds hollow when it's lightly
tapped with your fingers. When done, remove the pipe from the oven and
cap the other end, sealing it up.
To make this a real pipe bomb, though, you'll have to throw in some
disgusting ingredients, like, say, mayonaise, some mustard, some of
your semen, some blood, some mucus, and some excrement, and then enter
it into a cooking competition.
Have fun. I hope that we've made your political ambitions come alive.
