I got curious at the offensive fortunes so I looked at English and Italian ones. I wrote a couple of comments in this email, that I then deleted...
I think that in the XXIth century an ambitious replacement would be to train a "Deep Learning" model with social network trolls to generate offensive statements on the fly. Somtimes, the mismatch between the output and the expectation, while deeply offensive, could be funny or even reveal some neglected traits of our societies. But maybe the model would be too large for our archive, not to mention that the source to train it would be huge. In the absence of such a first-class modernisation, and given the abundance of internet connectivity our current slice of the XXIth century, a good fortune packages could focus on delivering tips on how to find and download the cookie package that fits each users taste. Have a nice day, Charles -- Charles Plessy Nagahama, Yomitan, Okinawa, Japan