Jarrett Billingsley Wrote: > On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM, Andrei Alexandrescu > <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> ComputerIlliterateFriend: Hey Jarrett, can you come over and fix my > >> computer? > >> Jarrett: What's it doing? > >> CIF: It's popping up all sorts of dialog boxes telling me I need to > >> get Spyware Aweseom Remover and stuff, and it's running really slow, > >> and my files keep disappearing. > >> Jarrett: And where have you been on the internet? > >> CIF: Oh you know, normal sites. > >> Jarrett: Like? > >> CIF: Porn, more porn, horse porn, warez. I also used Limewire to > >> download *every song and program ever made*, and I make it a habit to > >> click on interesting-looking [read: violently-flashing] ads. > >> Jarrett: ... > >> CIF: What? Did I do something wrong? > >> > >> Seriously. It's like sleeping with every prostitute on the East Coast > >> and acting surprised when you have seventeen STDs. > > > > I think this is a large exaggeration. > > Except this has actually happened to me, modulo a couple details. > Three or four times.
browsin' porn or fuckin' hookers?
