On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:22 PM, superdan <[email protected]> wrote: > Jarrett Billingsley Wrote: > >> On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM, Andrei Alexandrescu >> <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> >> ComputerIlliterateFriend: Hey Jarrett, can you come over and fix my >> >> computer? >> >> Jarrett: What's it doing? >> >> CIF: It's popping up all sorts of dialog boxes telling me I need to >> >> get Spyware Aweseom Remover and stuff, and it's running really slow, >> >> and my files keep disappearing. >> >> Jarrett: And where have you been on the internet? >> >> CIF: Oh you know, normal sites. >> >> Jarrett: Like? >> >> CIF: Porn, more porn, horse porn, warez. I also used Limewire to >> >> download *every song and program ever made*, and I make it a habit to >> >> click on interesting-looking [read: violently-flashing] ads. >> >> Jarrett: ... >> >> CIF: What? Did I do something wrong? >> >> >> >> Seriously. It's like sleeping with every prostitute on the East Coast >> >> and acting surprised when you have seventeen STDs. >> > >> > I think this is a large exaggeration. >> >> Except this has actually happened to me, modulo a couple details. >> Three or four times. > > browsin' porn or fuckin' hookers? >
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