superdan wrote:
Jarrett Billingsley Wrote:
On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM, Andrei Alexandrescu
<seewebsiteforem...@erdani.org> wrote:
ComputerIlliterateFriend: Hey Jarrett, can you come over and fix my
computer?
Jarrett: What's it doing?
CIF: It's popping up all sorts of dialog boxes telling me I need to
get Spyware Aweseom Remover and stuff, and it's running really slow,
and my files keep disappearing.
Jarrett: And where have you been on the internet?
CIF: Oh you know, normal sites.
Jarrett: Like?
CIF: Porn, more porn, horse porn, warez. I also used Limewire to
download *every song and program ever made*, and I make it a habit to
click on interesting-looking [read: violently-flashing] ads.
Jarrett: ...
CIF: What? Did I do something wrong?
Seriously. It's like sleeping with every prostitute on the East Coast
and acting surprised when you have seventeen STDs.
I think this is a large exaggeration.
Except this has actually happened to me, modulo a couple details.
Three or four times.
browsin' porn or fuckin' hookers?
Ouch. pwn of the year.
Andrei
