Since Gina is having email problems, I'm forwarding this to the list...
-----Original Message-----
From: gina dorman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Saturday, September 23, 2000 10:42 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Next on Sally....or Re: Relief at last
Glenn Malone,honey, this is for you. I hope this makes it to the list.
I've sent it 5 times in the last 36 hours and it still hasn't been posted. I
just did a test so hopefully this goes through.
I think your credit card stash idea is a brilliantly facilitative way to get
a Doobie fix. As far as you being "unstable", read this and then let's see
who's the unstable one!
Now, everybody, close your eyes and imagine this:
You're home playing hooky from work watching day time talk shows. You
channel surf until a caption on your TV screen draws your attention on the
Sally Jesse Raphael:
HELP! MY SPOUSE IS A DOOBIE FANATIC
The owl-eyed Sally articulates the theme of the day's show, "We are talking
to husbands and wives today who say that they're spouses are (she
annunciates the words) Doo-bie Fan-a-T-ics."
Seated on stage are Steve Adams and his "Dream Chick" Debbie, Miles Lumbard
and his lovely wife and baby, Ashville Ann and her husband, Laurin and
Suzie, Slow Burnin Steve and Cindy Wise and of course Cinderella and Mike
Dorman. We're all sittin there slumped in our chairs donning DB's t-shirts
and humming Doobie songs while our spouses just roll their eyes. A piously
smug 21 year old college student then stands up from the audience and shakes
her finger at us, "YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE!!" Ashville Ann then
replies calmly but firmly in her charming NC accent, "We have a life. Thank
You!" The arguing gets worse with accusations and derrogations flying
through the air waves like feathers during a pillow fight. The bespectacled
Sally finally intervenes and announces the next guest on the show. "We're
now going to bring out the Doo-bie Bro-thers and see what they have to say
about all this.." All of us "fanatics" cheer and go wild. When they come
out on stage, we hug them and then they open up a can of whoop ass on the
audience and break into "People Gotta Love Again". Even the 21-year old
college student melts and soon, everyone in the audience is groovin. Even
Sally is rockin so hard, her glasses fall off. At the end of the show, the
Doobie Brothers get to put in a plug for "Sibling Rivalry" and they all
lived happily ever after.
gina cinderella dorman
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