It only stands to reason, Helen, that you could give a more 3 dimensional view of our 
beloved fellow doobie fans!  After all, you saw them in person!  You mean sweet, 
mild-mannered Ann can pull hair?  This I gotta see!!!  
Well,guess what i've got laying
 in my lap right now listenin to Doobie tunes?  Our grand daughter!!!  She says 
"wahhhh..rockin down the highway and tells everybody hi!"
gina--

On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 19:53:07  
 Helen Hall wrote:
>Gina,
>I can see it all as you described with one exception... knowing Ann as I do
>(40 yrs.) I picture her smiling as she moves through the audience, pushes
>Sally aside and takes this person by the hair calmly saying "We have a life,
>thank you, now please sit down and say no more until you have an idea what
>you are talking about".  It gets a little misty for me at this point since I
>don't know what Ann will do next so I ask my 22 year old son.  John replies
>I think she'll let go of her hair and go back to her seat, unless the person
>tries something and then I think she'll jack her."  I'm 40 and have no idea
>what that means but I think he's right.
>
>Also I hear Miles in the background hollaring "I want to hear motorcycles!"
>and I see both Steve's on stage with their guitars singing LTTM.
>
>Sorry, I guess I just turned this into the Jerry Springer show.
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Dorman, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Saturday, September 23, 2000 11:51 AM
>Subject: FW: Next on Sally....or Re: Relief at last
>
>
>> Since Gina is having email problems, I'm forwarding this to the list...
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: gina dorman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: Saturday, September 23, 2000 10:42 AM
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Subject: Next on Sally....or Re: Relief at last
>>
>>
>>
>> Glenn Malone,honey, this is for you.  I hope this makes it to the list.
>> I've sent it 5 times in the last 36 hours and it still hasn't been posted.
>I
>> just did a test so hopefully this goes through.
>> I think your credit card stash idea is a brilliantly facilitative way to
>get
>> a Doobie fix. As far as you being "unstable", read this and then let's see
>> who's the unstable one!
>> Now, everybody, close your eyes and imagine this:
>> You're home playing hooky from work watching day time talk shows.  You
>> channel surf until a caption on your TV screen draws your attention on the
>> Sally Jesse Raphael:
>> HELP! MY SPOUSE IS A DOOBIE FANATIC
>> The owl-eyed Sally articulates the theme of the day's show, "We are
>talking
>> to husbands and wives today who say that they're spouses are (she
>> annunciates the words) Doo-bie Fan-a-T-ics."
>> Seated on stage are Steve Adams and his "Dream Chick" Debbie, Miles
>Lumbard
>> and his lovely wife and baby, Ashville Ann and her husband, Laurin and
>> Suzie, Slow Burnin Steve and Cindy Wise and of course Cinderella and Mike
>> Dorman.  We're all sittin there slumped in our chairs donning DB's
>t-shirts
>> and humming Doobie songs while our spouses just roll their eyes.  A
>piously
>> smug 21 year old college student then stands up from the audience and
>shakes
>> her finger at us, "YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE!!"  Ashville Ann then
>> replies calmly but firmly in her charming NC accent, "We have a life.
>Thank
>> You!"  The arguing gets worse with accusations and derrogations flying
>> through the air waves like feathers during a pillow fight.  The
>bespectacled
>> Sally finally intervenes and announces the next guest on the show.  "We're
>> now going to bring out the Doo-bie Bro-thers and see what they have to say
>> about all this.."  All of us "fanatics" cheer and go wild.  When they come
>> out on stage, we hug them and then they open up a can of whoop ass on the
>> audience and break into "People Gotta Love Again".  Even the 21-year old
>> college student melts and soon, everyone in the audience is groovin.  Even
>> Sally is rockin so hard, her glasses fall off.  At the end of the show,
>the
>> Doobie Brothers get to put in a plug for "Sibling Rivalry" and they all
>> lived happily ever after.
>> gina cinderella dorman
>>
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