Gina,
I can see it all as you described with one exception... knowing Ann as I do
(40 yrs.) I picture her smiling as she moves through the audience, pushes
Sally aside and takes this person by the hair calmly saying "We have a life,
thank you, now please sit down and say no more until you have an idea what
you are talking about". It gets a little misty for me at this point since I
don't know what Ann will do next so I ask my 22 year old son. John replies
I think she'll let go of her hair and go back to her seat, unless the person
tries something and then I think she'll jack her." I'm 40 and have no idea
what that means but I think he's right.
Also I hear Miles in the background hollaring "I want to hear motorcycles!"
and I see both Steve's on stage with their guitars singing LTTM.
Sorry, I guess I just turned this into the Jerry Springer show.
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From: Dorman, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, September 23, 2000 11:51 AM
Subject: FW: Next on Sally....or Re: Relief at last
> Since Gina is having email problems, I'm forwarding this to the list...
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: gina dorman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Saturday, September 23, 2000 10:42 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Next on Sally....or Re: Relief at last
>
>
>
> Glenn Malone,honey, this is for you. I hope this makes it to the list.
> I've sent it 5 times in the last 36 hours and it still hasn't been posted.
I
> just did a test so hopefully this goes through.
> I think your credit card stash idea is a brilliantly facilitative way to
get
> a Doobie fix. As far as you being "unstable", read this and then let's see
> who's the unstable one!
> Now, everybody, close your eyes and imagine this:
> You're home playing hooky from work watching day time talk shows. You
> channel surf until a caption on your TV screen draws your attention on the
> Sally Jesse Raphael:
> HELP! MY SPOUSE IS A DOOBIE FANATIC
> The owl-eyed Sally articulates the theme of the day's show, "We are
talking
> to husbands and wives today who say that they're spouses are (she
> annunciates the words) Doo-bie Fan-a-T-ics."
> Seated on stage are Steve Adams and his "Dream Chick" Debbie, Miles
Lumbard
> and his lovely wife and baby, Ashville Ann and her husband, Laurin and
> Suzie, Slow Burnin Steve and Cindy Wise and of course Cinderella and Mike
> Dorman. We're all sittin there slumped in our chairs donning DB's
t-shirts
> and humming Doobie songs while our spouses just roll their eyes. A
piously
> smug 21 year old college student then stands up from the audience and
shakes
> her finger at us, "YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE!!" Ashville Ann then
> replies calmly but firmly in her charming NC accent, "We have a life.
Thank
> You!" The arguing gets worse with accusations and derrogations flying
> through the air waves like feathers during a pillow fight. The
bespectacled
> Sally finally intervenes and announces the next guest on the show. "We're
> now going to bring out the Doo-bie Bro-thers and see what they have to say
> about all this.." All of us "fanatics" cheer and go wild. When they come
> out on stage, we hug them and then they open up a can of whoop ass on the
> audience and break into "People Gotta Love Again". Even the 21-year old
> college student melts and soon, everyone in the audience is groovin. Even
> Sally is rockin so hard, her glasses fall off. At the end of the show,
the
> Doobie Brothers get to put in a plug for "Sibling Rivalry" and they all
> lived happily ever after.
> gina cinderella dorman
>
>
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