Hey, ko, iya kasian ya yang merit jadi repot kalo mau selingkuh, nah back to topic, kalo mo tau cara yang oke buat SLI (Selingkuh itu Indah, Bo..) harus rajin2 belajar, jadi ntar profesional.. hehehe
----- Original Message ----- From: "koko" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Ketawa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 11:55 AM Subject: Fw: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > Si fitri pasti deh blm merit jadi nggak mau repot kalo mau selingkuh .... > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Fitrie Bren <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 11:56 AM > Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > > > Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: > "My > > BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know".. Maksudnya: play safe > gitcuuuh.. > > triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM > > Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > > > > > > > > > > Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan aman : > > > 1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih dari 2x perasaan Anda > > akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa serasa coklat. Keluarga > > dirumah bisa nggak diingat. > > > 2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari segi ekonomi maupun > > mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi lemah, Anda akan diporoti > > habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. Kursi yang Anda duduki > bisa > > terasa panas bagai bara. > > > 3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan gejala-gejala cinta, segera > > tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner selingkuh Anda akan > berubah > > jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan, dikibas-kibas kagak mau > lepas... > > ampuuun. > > > 4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau partner Anda termasuk wajah > > cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar terus dengan janji > Anda > > yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll. > > > 5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial agreement begitu. > Bahwa > > hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak lebih dan tidak > > kurang dari itu. > > > 6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, jangan sampai Anda jatuh > > cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta kalau selingkuh, lebih baik > > Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi. > > > 7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per unit cost". Kalau > Anda > > tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda > > dipihak yang "diongkosi". > > > 8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit dilacak dan lebih mudah dan > > banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak. > > > 9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga kelemahan partner > > selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus. > > > 10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection". > > > Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti... atau sekarang. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > http://ketawa.com/ > > > Yahoo! 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