Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh

[Fitrie Bren]

Title: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh

wah sorry pac, nita thalia mah kalah goyangnya ma gue!! Jadi kalo lo bandinginnya ma nita thalia, emangnya kita ce apaan.. ;))) ----- Original Message ----- From: pac To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 4:30 PM Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh rada2 mirip nita talia....goyang duoooooongggggg... yang yang yang digoyang goyang yaaanggg dut dut dut yok kita berdangduuuutttt dangdut     dangdut     dangdut   dut dut dut 7x From: "Fitrie Bren" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 15:58:23 +0700 To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh Ah  lo mancing gue aja, di, nih pic gue biar pada tau kalau gue tuh wanita tulen.... Biarin deh gue publish mumpung kemaren2 baru pada ribut2 minta foto laaa, data pribadi laa, mo ketemuan laa, nah prakteknya mana tuh e-ketawa members mo pada ketemuan, yang ada jadi selingkuhan lagi.. Lo sih Nick, bikin orang pada gatel aja.. ;) ----- Original Message ----- From: "adiguna Turman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 3:37 PM Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > Mo maen anggar ama Fitrie Din?. > Namanya aja yg Fit itu, orangnya kumisan kaya wloe. > > > > --- abidin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Fit Selingkuh yuuuu..... ;-) > > > > Fitrie Bren wrote: > > > > >Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo > > selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: "My > > >BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know".. > > Maksudnya: play safe gitcuuuh.. > > >triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > > >From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM > > >Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan > > aman : > > >>1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih > > dari 2x perasaan Anda > > >> > > >> > > >akan berbicara.  Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa > > serasa coklat. Keluarga > > >dirumah bisa nggak diingat. > > > > > > > > >>2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari > > segi ekonomi maupun > > >> > > >> > > >mental.  Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi > > lemah, Anda akan diporoti > > >habis-habisan.  Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. > > Kursi yang Anda duduki bisa > > >terasa panas bagai bara. > > > > > > > > >>3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan > > gejala-gejala cinta, segera > > >> > > >> > > >tinggalkan.  Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner > > selingkuh Anda akan  berubah > > >jadi "ingus".  Kalau udah nempel ditangan, > > dikibas-kibas kagak mau lepas... > > >ampuuun. > > > > > > > > >>4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau > > partner Anda termasuk wajah > > >> > > >> > > >cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok.  Anda bisa dikejar > > terus dengan  janji Anda > > >yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll. > > > > > > > > >>5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial > > agreement begitu.  Bahwa > > >> > > >> > > >hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak > > lebih dan     tidak > > >kurang dari itu. > > > > > > > > >>6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, > > jangan sampai Anda jatuh > > >> > > >> > > >cinta.  Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta > > kalau selingkuh, lebih baik > > >Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi. > > > > > > > > >>7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per > > unit cost".  Kalau Anda > > >> > > >> > > >tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba > > selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda > > >dipihak yang "diongkosi". > > > > > > > > >>8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit > > dilacak dan lebih mudah dan > > >> > > >> > > >banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak. > > > > > > > > >>9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga > > kelemahan partner > > >> > > >> > > >selingkuh Anda.  Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus. > > > > > > > > >>10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection". > > >>Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti... > > atau sekarang. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>-- > > >>http://ketawa.com/ > > >>Yahoo! Groups Links > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > > > >NOTICE - This message contains information intended > > for the use of the addressee(s) > > >named above. It may also be confidential and/or > > privileged. If you are not the intended > > >recipient of this message, you are hereby notified > > that you must not disseminate, copy or > > >take any action in reliance on it. 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