Gimane kalo si heri nerbitin buku "CARA SELINGKUH YANG BAIK DAN BENAR" . Pasti laku keras tuh ...... ----- Original Message ----- From: Fitrie Bren <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 3:53 PM Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
> > Hey, ko, iya kasian ya yang merit jadi repot kalo mau selingkuh, nah back to > topic, kalo mo tau cara yang oke buat SLI (Selingkuh itu Indah, Bo..) harus > rajin2 belajar, jadi ntar profesional.. hehehe > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "koko" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Ketawa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 11:55 AM > Subject: Fw: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > Si fitri pasti deh blm merit jadi nggak mau repot kalo mau selingkuh .... > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Fitrie Bren <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 11:56 AM > > Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > > > > > > > Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: > > "My > > > BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know".. Maksudnya: play safe > > gitcuuuh.. > > > triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM > > > Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan aman : > > > > 1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih dari 2x perasaan Anda > > > akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa serasa coklat. > Keluarga > > > dirumah bisa nggak diingat. > > > > 2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari segi ekonomi maupun > > > mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi lemah, Anda akan diporoti > > > habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. Kursi yang Anda duduki > > bisa > > > terasa panas bagai bara. > > > > 3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan gejala-gejala cinta, > segera > > > tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner selingkuh Anda akan > > berubah > > > jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan, dikibas-kibas kagak mau > > lepas... > > > ampuuun. > > > > 4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau partner Anda termasuk > wajah > > > cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar terus dengan janji > > Anda > > > yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll. > > > > 5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial agreement begitu. > > Bahwa > > > hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak lebih dan tidak > > > kurang dari itu. > > > > 6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, jangan sampai Anda jatuh > > > cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta kalau selingkuh, lebih > baik > > > Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi. > > > > 7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per unit cost". Kalau > > Anda > > > tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda > > > dipihak yang "diongkosi". > > > > 8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit dilacak dan lebih mudah > dan > > > banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak. > > > > 9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga kelemahan partner > > > selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus. > > > > 10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection". > > > > Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti... atau sekarang. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > http://ketawa.com/ > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NOTICE - This message contains information intended for the use of the > > addressee(s) > > > named above. It may also be confidential and/or privileged. If you are > not > > the intended > > > recipient of this message, you are hereby notified that you must not > > disseminate, copy or > > > take any action in reliance on it. If you have received this message in > > error please notify > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > DISCLAMER > > > PT. 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