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ha....ha......ha...... lucu banget nih
humor..........(ssstttt supaya gue kelihatan pinter)
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 09:11
AM
Subject: e-ketawa :-) humor makan siang
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humor khusus buat yg pinter2...
why
quantas has never had an accident???
After every
flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells
mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the
problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe
sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack
a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by
Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
By
the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an
accident.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution
and action taken by mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs
replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight
OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this
aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in
cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S:
Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main
landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably
loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks
cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF
inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack
in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine
missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft
handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be
serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with
lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from
under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a
hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
Joke 2 Upon dying, Bill Gates went to
purgatory. St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things,
and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you
want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women
running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a
look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and
stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.
About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw
him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the
beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?" Peter
replied, "That was just the screen saver."
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