On Wed, 2003-01-15 at 13:18, Chuck Burns wrote:

> Man = Mars = 4th planet from Sun = 4
> Woman = Venus = 2nd planet from Sun = 2
> Man - Woman = -2 = Man divorce wife = less than he started with

Is this "new" math?  Last I checked 4 - 2 = 2 ;)

But women are evil:

    Every man knows that to have a women, you need time and money:
    
        women = time * money

    We all know that time is money:

        time = money

    From this, we get:

        women = money * money = money ^ 2

    Another fact, money is the root of evil:
                  ______
        money = \/ evil

    So from this we get:
                    ______
        woman = ( \/ evil  ) ^ 2

    Hence:

        woman = evil

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