--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Read my lips: > When the TM-ers brake loose from Vaj's private concentrationcamp > they will put him in a cell with plenty of fresh air, expose him to > 8 hours of Maharishi Channel, 8 hours of real Rig-ved chanting (not > the mumbojumbo Bhuddist stuff he believe is chanting), all the Pitta > balancing food he can digest until he begs on his knees for > instruction in knowledge. Then, and only when all his doshas are in > perfect balance and and he has stopped lying, Vaj has become so > utterly boring that he will never even dream of creating any piece > of art, he will receive instruction in real meditation. :-)
Shit. Just when I was about to follow up on this morning's post in which I suggested that TM TBs might actually *enjoy* being incarcerated with a list of the tortures they might have to endure there, Nabby of all people beats me to the punch with a funnier and far worse torture. :-) The worst I was able to think up was Panchaboarding, where the prisoner is dunked in a tub of sesame oil. Nabby's suggestion is far worse...pure evil. :-) But since Nabby has started the ball rolling, I think it would be a hoot to ask if others here can think of some other cool tortures that would be used in a TM concentration camp. We've heard Nabby's hilarious idea -- what are some others? Those of you who have bailed from the TMO, or live at some comfortable distance from it, what are the things that they could torture you with in a TM concentration camp? And which ones of them could you laugh off, and which would push you right over the edge? For me, I think that forcing me to sit in a room with no furniture in it, only foam mats on the floor covered with sheets that hadn't been washed in far too long, and forcing me to listen to stories about green flowing soma and cows -- lots and lots of cows -- all read to me by guys speaking in a sober, holy monotone might break me. But a close runner up would be serving me brussel sprouts every night for dinner. That violated the Geneva Convention the first time I had to endure it, and I don't think I could survive it again. I'd spill the beans about the international plot to diss TM and how much we get paid a month by the CIA and even how many weeks of vacation we get a year by the second night. :-)
