--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > This message might invite more scrutiny by the CIA of TMO's > intentions aside from spreading vedic knowledge. > I think the CIA will have worked out a long time ago that the TMO is more than capable of messing things up without external assistance. Any agents sent to infiltrate the movement with a view to obstructing it must have the cushiest job on the planet. You can imagine the reports they've been sending back to their controllers;-
March : Successfully persuaded Maharishi to raise the prices to a level no one can afford. This will cut off their supply of funds. April : Successfully convinced Maharishi to send out a press release praising all the nutcase dictators in the world. This will further reduce their credibility. May : Convinced Maharishi to excommunicate the best teachers on the grounds that if people see that no one is safe then they'll be more controllable. June : Convinced Maharishi to close all teaching centers that don't have east facing entrances and prevent teachers who don't live in houses with east facing entrances from teaching. This will reduce the number of teaching centers by 90%. July : Convinced Maharishi that the reputation of the movement will be raised if teachers can only teach people of their own sex. Though of course that just makes the TMO look like a bunch of closet pedophiles, sex fiends and weirdos. August : Convinced Maharishi that people should wear pantomime hats as that would make the public more respectful. September : Oh what the hell I've had enough of this they don't need any encouragement to be nutcases. This is boring, please can I have a more interesting job working undercover in North-West Pakistan.
